ps-ps-ps-Psycho

My name is Aja, but I will always respond to Chester Annette Wentz-Ross-Stump-Miller-Tranzilvania.
There's a very long, painful story that goes along with that name.
I'm fourteen, but I like to think of myself as older than that.
I tell people that I'll castrate them with my flat iron.
Most of my stories are on Quizilla, so updates on Mibba are rare as shit.
I fucking swear a lot.
I'm from Massachusetts, and I just learned how to spell it six months ago.
I have random spurs of Boston accents (pahk The kah in havahd yahd).
I have an odd obsession with The Horrorpops and The Used.
My friends used to say (or still say, I don't want to know) that I look like Gerard Way.
I have a sister whom I've never met that is as old as my mom and lives in Africa.
I'm an oreo, call me milato and die.
I talk really fast, and until I was six no one except my sister could fully understand me.
I'm bisexual.
I screw up when I speak sometimes, and when asked why I love cherry chapstick, I tend to fuck up and say "I loved Katy Perry before cherry chapstick kissed a girl"
I call myspace, facebook, the jonas brother and miley cyrus "Myspit, Facebile, jonas boogers, and Miley cyst-ass"
I'm the only freshman in my french class, yet I know more french than the others.
I ask random people if they'd be my best friend forever, and they've all said yes.
I have fourteen best friends.
My sign of affection is a lick on the cheek.
I'm a vegetarian.
I can recite all of The Nightmare Before Christmas.
I am convinced that My Chemical Romance is out to kill me.
I'm afraid of RJA;
I almost fainted in french class when a kid in my class was wearing an RJA shirt.
No lie
I watch horror films when I'm scared,
They soothe me.
I'm allergic to hypo allergenic soap.
I'm a coffee/Mountain Dew addict.
My ex boyfriend once tried to recite the alphabet backwards, but got stuck on ''W''
Yes, I know he is retarded.
I only like dark chocolate.
I like to go to Marblehead an mock people.
I hate hugs.
I'm a part of the Latin Club (known as Artemis), and The Art Club.
I don't understand the bible at all.
I'm not allowed to listen to Marilyn Manson when people are home.
My Latin teacher doesn't get how I can like The Number Twelve Looks Like You but hate Pink Floyd.
I am able to scare 80% of my school.
I can have a whole conversation about how Dan Zing sucks.
Give a band an upright bass, and I'll love them.
I went through withdrawal syndrome today.
I drink.
My mom can't make brownies.
When I was sick, I constantly sounded like I was screaming.
I've been asked if I'd be someone's pumpkin.
I should have been a guy.
I've worn the same pants four days in a row.
I'm smarter than the average bear.
My computer growls at me.
"Everyone's a let down, it just depends on how far down they can go. In every circle of friends there's an Aja"

If you read all of that, you are damn amazing have no life