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Scarecrow Angel

Scarecrow Angel
Name
Kristof
Age
19
Gender
Female
Location
Australia
Joined date
May 29th, 2008

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"Mama, put my guns in the ground

I can't shoot them anymore.


That long black cloud is coming down

I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door."






Welcome to my virtual hermit hole.

Like most of you, I spend a lot of time online, but unlike the majority here, I'm old enough to have better things to do. On weekdays, I am supposedly employed, although all I ever do is sign little bits of paper (which I'm great at) and master solitaire (not so good at that). At home, I am getting well acquainted with the business of being a crazy cat lady.

I don't get out much, but I make up for my lack of a social life with various twisted and reclusive hobbies. I collect fake sushi- little keychains, phone dangles, t-shirts, even bizarre plush toys- eBay is my second home. I like old poetry and history, and I also have a habit of getting too involved with my work, which is phone sales. In particular, I am passionate about scolding people about what a bad idea purchasing an Iphone would be.

In all seriousness, I am borderline on needing rehab, but my desire to hold down a job keeps me away from hospital and out in the real world, where I am more innocently dismissed as 'eccentric'. You've got to love people sometimes.