Keezy

ALovelyVampire

IAmTheNightmare

oldschoolkendall.

Jiffy Muffin

oh mi gosh wazup

Nobody's Wife

AstroxZomb!ezz

SiX-FeeT-UnDeR

blackparade_13

Ashley baby...ETF...

Panix.Fan.

No.Lies.Just.Love

MyXMindlessXFallXOut

StreetWaves

PerfectlyImperfect

XxcookiexX

Ryan Ross.

Invisible.Monsters

EmilyAynIero

kissmekillme

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You owe me an IOU

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I'm not a hyper person.
I kind of like music a bit.
And retro t.v. trays.
But I don't watch much T.V.
I hate my hair.
I hate school lunches.

And SUVs.


I know it's not almost halloween now.

Mikey Way...trying to shut suitcase...

Blink.

I like going through my mom's emails so I can play "Therapist" every time we're in the car together and she can't take listening to my iPod on the strereo anymore.

I like full QWERTY keyboards none of that touch screen texting crap. I worship the sidekick (but am stuck on Verizon)

I don't like the cold.

Or swimming.
11:11. You know what to do.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.Conor Oberst and Thom Yorke Conor Oberst and Thom Yorke are idols, of course.
I think men with beards are hot.
Her Space Holiday.

Kids being drugged at the age of 6 isn't right.

I hate car seats.

I like nail polish.
Star Wars rules.
I Love Lucy rules more.
I'M A BAMF.
Twin Peaks rules the most.
My friends are freaks.
I thought I could organize freedom.
How american of me?

There so freaky they don't care if I call them freaks on the world-wide-web.
I'm a fast typer...but i Procrastinate...

Matches are cool.
Buzzcuts.
I'm From Barcelona:

buzzz...buzzzz...buzzzz...buzzz...WHY DON'T YOU EVER CHECK YOUR FUCKIN PHONE! I LOVE YOU!

Lol. Arch Enemy.



I Was Born
A Unicorn
I missed the ark
But I could've sworn
That You
Would wait
For Me.



I don't like old people.
No offense to the cool old people.
I like the cool old people.
No offense to the not cool old people.
Which I don't really like.
No offense grandma (actually..major offense...but not u granny! just the one on my moms side)
Its just that.
Talking about the stray cat you tend to feed on rainy days with my mom for an hour...thats not cool.
But it is cool when you use your Lean Mean Fat Grilling Machine.
And funny when you try to microwave my veggiburger.
No offense McCain.
But I would've voted for Obama if I could vote.





I like desktops more than laptops just because of the mouse.
Tweezers scare me.
Star Trek is on.
Peanut. Butter. Slapp.
Med Tran. Scares me.

Pink isn't my favorite color.
Purple is.
I like acoustic.
I like metal.


...I don't really like hip-hop, rap, cybergrindcore, club, country...
Ok..I have a soft spot for cybergrindcore...
Aliens aren't cool.

ATTACK! ATTACK!
ATTICA! ATTICA!
ATTACK! VIPERS!
Illegal Aliens are...if you live in Iceland.
I bought Russia.
Then sold it to Germany.

I text like...5 people on my hott phone.
That shows how lame I am.

I like Puffs more than Kleenex.

I know that's a critical question.

Just be lucky I didn't add a band list this time.
I GOT MEH PHONE!!!! text me 5033388689
I really like drinking water...

I really like not using caps. (ew caps)
I heart Deas Vail.

Chewing gum will rule the world.

Rocky is staring at a unicorn.
The unicorn was in my room.
The unicorn was gonna charge me.
Rocky wanted to kill Kenny.
But Kenny is ok.

Metro Station is sex.
...Along with Cat Stevens...

Aye Lark Dinauwssssaurs.

Eye Muh Luff Muh Sheen.
Eyem Uh Luff Muh Sheen.
I'm A Luff Muh Sheen.
I'm A Love Muh Sheen.
I'm A Love Masheen?
I'm A Love Machine!
I'M A LOVE MACHINE!

My water is lukewarm and ewwish.
I beat the impossible quiz. *hint: click inside the shit!*
I hate school plays.

I like playing cab drivers.
I like taking off the wrappers of my crayons and giving them to my blind friends.
I'm just kidding.
That's Terribly Mean...
Obituary!..

...
My blind friends wouldn't be my friends anymore.
I like glasses more than contacts.

I hate candles.
And like grass.

Sammich...

Popsicles!
I think I already said something like that...
*checks*
uh...nope..

I LEARNED FROM A VALID SOURCE (as valid as mibba gets...) THAT SNAIL PORN IS ADDICTIVE...
Candles are soo gross.
One Word: Elevators.
Pictures are soo cool.

Tesla is my favorite... philosopher...

I add on to this profile every time I am on this site.

On an elevator: *pokes head in purse* "Are you fellers alright?

On an elevator: *someone bumps into me* "BAD TOUCHHHHH!"
Whoopee! Star Trek is on!

I heart Born Ruffians

The Unicorns (aren't they adorable?)


I Like Jaguar Love. (and many many many others)


October Fall...
Let's go steal Germany.

Around the world in a Radio Flyer.

This was written under the influence of skittles.

!H
Is
Hi
Spelled
Upside-
Down...
How are you?
Mother truckin flap jacks.
We'll eat your flesh.
FUCK!












*Cue "Exit Music (For A Film)*