Oliver Spencer Smith

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xAxBeautifulxLiarx

MissSophia

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TheAntihero

Just Alex

William Beckett.

Heya; I'm Parker.
Chya, like Parker Lewis.
So I have problems, it doesn't stop me that much.

I'm one of those weird cool kids, even though I don't think so ; it's just what I've been told.
You can find me in a crowd; I'll be the one singing Fall Out Boy loudly and snorting when I laugh (Which happens a lot.).
My opinions change by the minute; my hair by the month.
I overuse retro slang and semicolons, but who can blame me?
Yeah, I love the Twilight series, got a problem with it? Thought not.
I'm 3/4 German; 1/4 British (That explains it, right?)
I've got a rockin' boyfriend, and an orange iPod named Phellep.
I'm bipolar, narcissistic, and the most introverted extrovert you may ever hope to meet.
I'm a coding nerd, a dork, and a dinosaur-ninja rolled in one; Rawr!

I prefer Vampires; so suck it.

I'm "emo";
My favourite colour is Orange;
My role model is Hayley Williams;
I'm listening to Coheed and Cambria; "The Light & The Glass"
I've got a dysfunctional family;
I like to think differently;
My mindset is random;
Can you taste it on your tongue?

Folie à Deux;