Cry.Me.A.Lullaby

Anna12345

Skyler

Gerard_Way_fangirl

Miss.Bryant

Beautiful.Torture.X

sincere lies.

AnimeChica

Bookworm_nai

RxExNxT

TwitchOMFG

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME TICK...TICK....TICK...

(YOU MIGHT WANT TO RUN)
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I like to write. I am also interested in technology, computer graphics and design, and in languages. And I love the color Purple. Not the movie, but the actual color.

I am a NaruSaku fan, a HinaKiba fan, and a TemariNeji Fan to all Naruto couples

I am a BBBBBBBIIIIIIGGGGGGGG Twilight Fan. But I love Jacob. Edward is hot and all. But, Jacob is so adorable!

I am a Dark Daughter from the House of Night Zoey. Redbird kicks butt. And Neferet sucks. And I don't know if she should choose Erik who is the best choice. Or Heath cause he is such a moron for her to let him run loose like a retard. Trying to fight off dead undead dead vamps. Nice gesture. Dumb move from book 2 Betrayed.

I Love FANG!!! But, he belongs to Max so booty!!! And Max rocks. It would be so awesome if they got to live forever. Max and Fang as the parents. Iggy and Nudge as the Aunt and Uncle. And Angel and GAzzy as the kids. And of course (por supuesto) Total as the, talking, pet. One big happy family.

So yeah I read alot! I love series. Cause I get so pissed at myself when i finish a wonderful book so quick. I should seriously stop doing that but I get fidgety and start skipping chapters after the first day.

And Daniel X! He is awesome too.

So yes I am a reader! Big whoop!

And if anyone knows how to do all the technical stuff like make virtual reality and holograms it would be awesome if somebody could help me.

Also I play videogames, climb trees under 20 feet only(after the tree branch incident in 2002), and I have a secret love of 4-wheelers. Soccer is my favorite sport because it is so international. I also like to bike if I can't get to a 4-wheeler (which did I mention I love) for obvious and dangerous reasons if you truly know me.
And I love to go paintball shooting. Just please don't shoot me. I have deadly aim when hit.

But, I would honestly say that I am awesome girl. Yes, girl if you didn't pick that up already.

So, like hello hola and all the other ways to greet somebody.

Remember my name,
Remember my face,
Cuz there aint no otha gurl
That can take mah place
you dont like mee? Theres nothin i can do
newsflas b!tch.
i dont live to please you.

u gotta problem with me?
solve it
think im trippin?
tie my shoe
cant stand me?
sit down
cant face me?
turn tha f..k around

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Amy Lee ( I love Amy Lee!!)
You Say Brian Reagan
I Say Dane Cook
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say what was your first guess?
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

If you ever threatened an electronic device, add this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL", copy and paste this to your profile
If you are still awaiting your Acceptance Letter to Hogwarts, copy and paste this on your profile!
If you ever tripped over your own feet[while sober], add this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, add this to your profile

Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
(in the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN
2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING
3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE
4. PUFFY MID-SECTION
5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK
6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS
7. PARDON MY SOBBING
8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE
9. PASS MY SWEATS
10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME
11. PACK MY STUFF
&&& MY FAVORITE ONE
12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT
PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!!
. . . OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING ! !

She: Do I ever cross your mind?
He: No
She:Do you like me?
He: Not really
She: Do you want me?
He: No
She: Would you cry if I left?
He: No
She: Would you live for me?
He: No
She: Would you do anything for me?
He: No
She: Choose...me or your life?
He: My life
She runs away in shock and pain and He runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because YOU ARE my life

Some of Life's Unanswered Questions:
"Do they bury people with their braces on?"
"How far east can you go before you're heading west?"
"If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states?"
"If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?"
"When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?"
"Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?"
"Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?"

AVENGED SEVENFOLD BIBLE *wasn't made by me*
x. M Shadows puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Johnny Christ can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Rev is pain.
x. M Shadows counted to infinity...twice.
x. Zacky Vengeance can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Synyster Gates has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Rev once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. M Shadows sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Shadows.
x. Zacky Vengeance is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Johnny Christ.
x. Zacky Vengeance doesn’t get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Synyster Gates does not tea bag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. M Shadows jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Zacky Vengeance.
x. If The Johnny Christ is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to M Shadows.
x. The Rev went back in time and stopped the JFK assassination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Synyster Gates has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Zacky Vengeance" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. When Johnny Christ gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Synyster Gates doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Johnny Christ is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Zacky Vengeance ate the Stay Puff Marshmallow man.
x. M Shadows didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", The Rev said, "say please."

" I DON'T SUFFER FROM AVENGED SEVENFOLD ADDICTION,...I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT!"=]
post on your homepage if you agree.

you are reading it, now you have to complete it.

Or something very bad will happen to your loved one.

You have 3 minutes & 69 seconds.

READY SET GO!!!

Pick The Month You Were Born In:

1 (jan) - I ran over
2 (Feb) - i kicked
3 (Mar)- i slapped
4 (Apr) - i injured
5 (May) - i smoked with
6 (June) - I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - i modeled with
8 (Aug) - I kissed
9 (Sept) -i ran with
10 (Oct) - i robbed
11 (Nov) -
12) (Dec) - i punched

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 - paula abdule
2 - Simon cowell
3 - lady gaga
4 - chris brown
5 - Nick Jonas
6 - Lil Wayne
7 - madonna
8 - Ryan Sheckler
9 - Taylor Swift
10 - mariah carey
11 - Micheal Jackson
12 - randy jackson
13- soulja boy
14 - Zac effron
15 - lil' mama
16 - Britney spears
17 - miley cyrus
18 - Big foot
19 - Katy perry
20 - Elmo
21 - colby o'donis
22 - the black eyed peas
23 - Barack Obama
24 - flava flav
25 - spongebob squarepants
26 - the cookie monster
27 - akon
28 - barney the dinosaur
29 - j-lo
30 - paris hilton
31- Jenifer green wood

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

Black -because i am sexy like that
Pink - because i love sex
Turquoise-?????????????????.?????????????????.???????????????????????because i like to snort cocaine
Brown- because gummy bears raped me
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
White - because i love weed
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because i like shoelaces
Green - because i have AMAZING boobs
Orange - because i am a mental retard
Red- because I am crazy like that
Blue -because i have a great body
Tye dye- because Im a ******** scuba diver
Graphic- because that LOSER stole my taco
Yellow- because a dolphin took my baby

YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES

does your name fit
a.cute
b. loves people
c.good kisser
d. makes people laugh
e.has cute eyes
f. people wild and crazy adore you
g. very outgoing
h. easy to full in love with
i. loves to play
j. is really cute
k. really silly
l.smile to die for
m. makes dating fun
n.can kick the s****t out of you xd
o. has one of the best
p. popular with all tyes of people
q.is smart and very sexy
r. good girlfriend to boyfriend
s. randam
t. verry good kisser
u. is very nice
v. not judemenentul
w. very brod minded
x. never let people tell you what to do
y. is loved by everyone
z.can be funny but dumb sometimes

What to do when your in an elevator (:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Music
Rock-Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, and Paramore
Rap- Lil' Wayne, Flo-Rida, and T-Pain
Pop-Lady Gaga, Keri Hilson

Films
Twilight ************(no flippin dip)
Strp Up and Step 2 The Streets
Max Payne,
Eagle Eye,
Madagascar and Madagascar 2 Escape to Africa,
Baby Mama

Sports
Soccer, Football, and Basketball. Mostly soccer, the game is so much more fun. And there are so many cool tricks.

Scared Of
Having to say goodbye. In the entirety of the phrase. Like moving, a death, or just leaving a place for any period of time. I am not clingy, but I love memories. And I don't want those to end so short.

Happiest When
Laughing and being totally care free. Like when I am with my friends making jokes, really stupid ones. Wrassling with anyone who asks for it. And talking to myself. Yes. Talking to myself. ALso when I am just reading a book thinking of ways the book could be better or more violent.

Dangerous When
If someone tries to hurt a friend or family member I WILL go off on that person. If I must, I WILL fight. I hate people who think they have the right to full on put a person down. Although when I go off the first thing I tend to do is drop them down to size. (hee-hee) Knowing my crazy self I would put myself in between a bullet to save my loved ones. (My enemies might make me thin twice about that thought ~evil grin~)
Or if I have a plastic spoon. Man those things make me evil.

Also I can be as stubborn as a mule. If I don't want to do something I will shove my hoof in someone's groin. Just a warning for those peopl who like to push people buttons for fun.

But in a nutshell I am a strange, but cool person.
So send me a message some time. And let's be friends. ~Giggle~ (Barney)

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I am also a Book worm and like The Twlight Saga. That is all I am going to say about this topic. Or I will read you all 4 books and The Host. xDAlso because of this book It is hard for me to read anything that isn't strange or really cool. All other books seem so bland now.Same goes for Maximum Ride. (Max-x-Fang)
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Think about this:
Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground.
The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties.
Mom was your hero and dad was the boy you were going to marry.
Your worst enemies were your siblings.
Race issues were who ran the fastest.
War was a card game.
The only drug you knew of was cough medicine.
Wearing skirts didn't mean you were a slut.
The only thing you smoked was the tires on your bike.
The only thing that hurt was skinned knees.
The only things that can get broken were your toys.
Life was simple and care-free, but what I remember the most was wanting to grow up.

I saw a crying baby and thought. Poor thing wait till tomorrow. It will happen all over again.

I love anime of all kinds.
- Bleach
- Full Metal Alchemist
- Full Metal Panic!
- Full Metal Panic! Fumoffu
- DN Angel
- Final Fantasy
- *****Naruto*****
- *****Naruto: Shipuuden*****

BELOW ARE PHRASES THAT TRULY RELATE TO ME

"It takes skill to trip on flat surfaces."

"I don't have ADHD I just... Do you like waffles?"

"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional."

"Person 1: What are you looking at?
Person 2: Air. It's everywhere!"

"Nope. I can't go to hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me."

"Stupid book. I need to sleep. but I can't stop reading you."

"With me and my friends it seems that we laugh more than we breath."

"Short people kick butt!! ...that's all we can reach"

"I'll have a Cafe-mocha-vodka-valium to go please."

"Sometimes you fall before you fly. But in my case I had to stumblein the dark. Fall on my face and get up again... only to walk into a wall."

"I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours."

"I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn-.... Oh. That's right."

"Screw the dictionary. I make my own words."

"Please take note that I have a dirty mind. Anything you say will be turned into something dirty."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to drown a fish."

"Yeah, I'm hyper."

"I :heart: Purple."

"Dude. We are so badass. It's insane."

"Insanity: Step 1.Admit it.
Step 2.Embrace it.
Step 3. Enjoy it."

"I kissed a wolf and I like it! Hope my sparkly friend don't mind it."

"Hello my name is... wait a minute I know this."

"Ninja Hug! You didn't even see it coming."

"RAWR! I ish Scareh!"

"Warning! May change topics in mid-sentence."

"Bad Spellers of the world untie!!!"

"It worries me how dumb you are."

"If you can read this you know how to read."

"I am out of my mind. But, feel free to leave a message."

"I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper canstantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

"Don't follow in my footsteps I run into walls."

"You're a good friend so if the vampires come trip me and save yourself."

"Don't ever mistake my kindness for weakness."