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Name: Amanda

My Motto: Do you know what it's like to love something so much and know you can't have it?

My Fave Motto: If you can live forever, what do you live for?

What I Love The Most: My frickin amazing friends!

What I Hate The Most: People who hate my frickin amazing friends!

It's Just Me:
i can stare at absolutely nothin' for hours and not get bored;
i love sunsets because it looks like the sky is being painted :];
i love animals and colors (Black & Purple in perticular XD)
love me or hate me i'm still here bitches xD
happiness is just an illusion that has excluded me;
i try to picture life not how it is but how it should be;
i know that im different and i love it
i've got amazing friends and i love 'em all!

What I'm Like:
LONG Brown hair
Hazel-ish eyes (they change colors XD)
Wears glasses (sometimes XD)
Average hight XD

Loves:
PEPSI!!
Black & Red Roses XD
reading books
happy endings
running in thunderstorms XD
movies
popsicles
sistas
besties
giraffes
my puppy!!!!!!
L.O.V.E.!
poetry
CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
rolling my eyes at people
cupcakes xD
nice people
animals
swimmin'
teddy bears (they don't hug back but sometimes they're all you have)
shiney things XD
chokers (i mean the necklace)
Twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward Cullen!!!!!!!!!!!! ^,_,^
Kevin & Joe Jonas!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33

Dislikes:
bugs
meanies *narrows eyes*
coke (most of the time xD)
racist people (cuz they're also meanies)
mosquitos
bears (not teddy bears i love 'em! XD)
posers (not posters i love 'em! XD)

AND THATS ME FOR YA!!!!!
luv ya!!!
peace out!!


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"Its funny how, even after someone breaks ur heart into a million pieces.. u still love them with all the tiny parts."

92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie decided
breathing wasn't cool!! Put this is your profile if you are
one of the 8% who would be laughing hysterically instead.
98% of teenagres say "i love you" and dont mean it... if ur the other 2% that really means it, post this on ur page... i ALWAYS mean it when i say i love you!

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Things to do at Walmart:

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's cart when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in a official tone, "I think we have a Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Put M&M's on layaway.
6. Move "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others that you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding dept.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
16. Joust with the rascals (the little motorized wheelchairs at the entrance)
17. Pillow fights with stuffed animals
18. Talk to the clerk in the electronics dept, and every 5 minutes or so yell "No! You are Wrong!"
19. Clip clothing to customers w/out their knowledge, clip-on ties work great
20. Clip a clip on tie to yourself on your back and walk in and out of the store a bunch of times and see if anyone notices
21. Men: Take womens clothing and go to the changing rooms
22. Take embarrassing items (massive amounts of duesche in mens carts works really well, or self enema kits) and hide them in random people's carts
23. Get a blue or red vest from a friend who works at walmart and walk around helping customers and moving things and talking to other employees.
This is my absolute favorite and completely original
24. Put on a baseball helmet backwards, a hunting vest, a big stuffed bear under one arm and a pool cue. Tiptoe in and out of isles and yell "BANG" while pointing the pool cue at customers and employees, then jump into an isle where they can't see you.
Bonus Points: Commando crawl through isles doing the same thing, but roll off into other isles and crawl away as fast as possible.
********Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator:

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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LOVE

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: If I left would you cry?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Which would you pick, me or your life?
Boy: My life.

Hearing this, the girl turns and starts running away with tears. The boy chases after her and stops her.

Boy: You don’t cross my mind because you are always on my mind. I don’t like you because I love you. I don’t want you because I need you. If you left I would die, not cry. I wouldn’t live for you because I would die for you. I wouldn’t do anything for you because I would do everything for you. But I would still pick my life because you are my life.
*Put this on your profile if you agree*
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Funny Thing:

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
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You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

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If you're a girl and you've ever
beaten a guy in an arm wrestle, copy this into your profile!
(Sorry girls only)
If you ever felt like just running somewhere , copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this too your profile
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!
If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm doing it right now :P)
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
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A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "It’s because your gay ain't it, and you already have a boyfriend?"
When you're in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun! If we ever get out, wanna do it again?!"
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
It's not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.
You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut the hell up.
Part of my becoming? Congratulations. You're part of my becoming pissed off!
Why can't scientists do something productive, like cure cancer or something, and no, killing everyone who has cancer does not count as a cure!
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
The world is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Never underestimate the stupidity of guys in large groups.
If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick! Back up!
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later
I thought I was stupid, before I met y'all!
I have seen purple cows.
If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball?
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Two wrongs don't make a right, but one right and one left make a light.
Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon.
"Friends are Gods way of apologizing to us for our families"- quote page. "
"Everyone knows the best way to convince someone you're not lying to them, is to tell them you are." - Shawn Spencer says it in the TV show Psych.
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Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
(in the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

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☆Are not cry babies
☆Do not always wear black
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☆Don't always cut themselves
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