MinorityGirl

The Muffin

Hi. My name is Valerija

V is for Visionary
A is for Astounding
L is for Logical
E is for Enthusiastic
R is for Romantic
I is for Intense
J is for Juicy
A is for Adventurous

SOMETHING ABOUT ME
AGE: 16
HAIRCOLOR:between purple and red
EYE COLOR:dark brown
INSTRUMENTS I PLAY:piano, guitar
SCHOOL:Vet High School in Ljubljana
FAVORITE BANDS: Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Linkin Park, Siddharta, The Rasmus, HIM
FAVORITE MOVIES:The Covenant, Underworld, The Exorcist,...
FAVORITE ANIMAL: wolf
FAVORITE PERSON:ExtraordinaryGirl
FAVORITE DRINK:Bandidos Ice
AVERAGE MOOD:hyperactive

AS ALMOST ANY TEENAGER I LOVE MUSIC



MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

?My Brutal Romance?
?My Beautiful Romance?
?My Innocent Romance?
?My Childish Romance?
?My Miserable Romance?
?My X-Rated Romance?
?My Harlequin Romance?
?My Selfish Romance?
?My Chemical Romance?

QUOTES
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic"s best friend!" - Gerard

"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it"s because I was drunk for three years." - Gerard

"Well, I"m half Italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and I was like, bummer" - Gerard

"This ain't gonna cut the mustard" - Gerard

"Now all you need do is catch the flu, have your mum yell at you for not calling, and your in My Chemical Romance" - Gerard

So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?" - Gerard

"Is that a boa?? I sure do loveee boas" - Gerard

"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches." - Frank Iero

Frank: I"d date Gerard.

"Make-up, yes. We steal each other's make-up. It's like two bitches fighting over a hairdryer"-Gerard Way

The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops.
Mikey Way

This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there"s quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.
- Mikey Way

INTERVIEW
-Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
-Skittles or M&M’s?
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!! Put some variety in your life man!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
-Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
-So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
-I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
-What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and he was shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
-Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
-Okay new subject. Boxers, briefs, man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard: GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
-Ok,, so what do you really do in the shower?
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: You guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
- Okay…this ones for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your bands mates in a sexual way? If so, who?
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just, there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
-Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him, haven't sucked him or vice-versa. Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
-Okay, on behalf of MTV America, we’d like to thank you My Chemical Romance and good luck in the future.
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself, WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!!

Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell "Hey! It"s still plugged in!"?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we"re all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It"s funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can"t believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he"ll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there"s water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...

COMMANDMENTS
Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!

Ten Commandments of A Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray and Bob
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard.

Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way
(yes that means if they are Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MY CHEMICAL FREAK WHEN
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)
51. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
52. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
53. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
54. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize
them
55. You feel like burning the TRL building down
56. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
57. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
58. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
59. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
60. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
61. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!

REAL MY CHEMICAL FANS
1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.
2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name
3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5.Real M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6.Real M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a M.C.R concert.
7.Real M.C.R fans take time to right on the front of all there underwear "I love Gerard".
8.Real M.C.R fans ask their mom whats for dinner and are disappointed when she dont say Gerard.
9.Real M.C.R fans dont start smoking 'cause they think they will be hott like Frank and Gerard.
10.Real M.C.R fans ask for Bob for christmas and cry when they dont get him.
11.Real M.C.R fans do dirty things with their M.C.R action figures and are proud to admit it.
12.Real M.C.R fans sleep with a picture of M.C.R and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13.Real M.C.R fans piss themselves when they see them.. on T.V.
14.Real M.C.R fans would admit to let them rape you.
15.Real M.C.R fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
16.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile

ON THE SPOT
MORNING OR NIGHT?
Mcr: Night
DRIVER OR PASSENGER?
Gerard: Passenger
Bob, Ray, Frank: Driver
Mikey: Passenger
FREE MICHAEL OR FREE MARTHA?
Frank: Kindersex
Bob: Yes
Gerard: Free Michael
Frank: Who?
Ray: I guess...
Mikey: Michael Jackson
Gerard: Who's Michael?
Ray: Oh Micheal Jackson
Gerard: Oh neither. How about that?
Frank: Lock them both up. Together
Gerard: Yeah
MISFITS OR MOTORHEAD?
Mcr: Misfits
ROMANTIC NIGHT IN OR WILD NIGHT OUT?
Frank: Romantic night in
Ray: Romantic night in
Mikey: WIld night out
Gerard: Wild night in
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD OR HELL RAISER?
Mcr: Night of the living dead
CAT OR DOG?
Frank, Gerard, Mikey, Ray: Dog
Bob: Cat *embarrassed* shit
NEW YORK OR L.A.?
Gerard, Mikey, Ray, Bob: New York
Frank: New Jersey
ORGANIC OR CHEMICAL?
Gerard: Organic
Frank: ...depending...
Ray: Chemical
Mikey: Chemical
Gerard: Aww hell yeah chemical
Mcr: *Laughs*
Ray: nothing tastes good organic
Frank: Pears are good organic
VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES?
Frank & Gerard: Vampires
Ray: *nods*
Mikey: Werewolves
Frank: Pirates
Ray: Yeah I like Werewolves better actually, I'll go with werewolves
Frank: Traders
Gerard: Shakes head

THE EMO BIBLE
Everything started with the one God, Gerard.
One day he had a spark of creativity, so he picked this random ball of rock and started to put stuff on it.
The first day he created a really hot emo guy named Mikey.
The second day he created music.
The third day he created drugs, sex, and razors.
The fourth day he created an insecure emo girl, Alicia.
The fifth day he created black clothes, belts, and makeup.
The sixth day he created all of the swear words.
The seventh and final day he created the food of the gods, Skittles.

One day, the first emos (Mikey and Alicia, who were wearing clothes) were greeted by the Skittle faerie. She told them, “Eat these sour Skittles.”
But Gerard said, “No, eat the regular Skittles.”
So they ate the sour Skittles because they tasted better.
But then they felt bad.
And they got stoned a lot.
And they started cutting to make themselves feel better.
But then they had sore arms, so they got drunk to make them feel better. Because of this, Alicia accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful Jepha, who lived off of Skittles.
A whole bunch of emos were spawned after that.

1000 years later
A hot 13-year-old boy named Frankie was walking home from the gas station where he had just purchased some Skittles. On the way he encountered an angel with a huge fro named Ray.
Ray said, “Gerard wants you right now.”
Frank: “What?”
Ray: “He wants to rape you.”
Frank: “But I’m 13. That’s illegal.”
Ray: “Whatever.”
Frankie was poofed up to heaven. The clouds were black.
Ray brought Frankie to Gerard.
Gerard said, “Now you will be pregnant with my son!”
Frankie: “No effing way! I’m a guy!”
Gerard raped him anyways.
Frankie was angry because now that he was pregnant, he was all fat. So he went anorexic but his friends forced him to eat because they knew about the baby.

Nine months later
Davey, the son of Gerard, was born!!

16 years later
Davey was the EMO JESUS but everyone hated him because he was gay.
Miracles: He did people’s hair and he turned water into beer.
He had a bunch of followers that loved him because he was hot.
Some angry people (the ancestors of jocks and preps) killed Davey because they were homophobic.
1000 years later someone made a really shitty movie about it called, “The Passion of the Davey”.

2000 years later
Davey Havok is the reincarnation of the EMO JESUS. He becomes the messiah and people worship him and his beautiful voice. He eventually saves the world from the total hellhole it is.

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE

Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter.

Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.

Frank Iero can divide by Zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.

The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.

Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.

A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.

Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Mikey Way can speak braille.

Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.

Jeeves asks Ray Toro.

If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.

Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.

Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"

Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.

When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."

Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.

Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.

Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.

When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

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If You Ever Felt Alone
If You Ever Felt Rejected
If You Ever Felt Confused
If You Ever Felt Anxious
If You Ever Felt Wrong
If You Ever Felt Wronged
If You Ever Felt Unclean
If You Ever Felt Angry
If You Ever Felt Ashamed
If You Ever Felt Curious
If You Ever Felt Used

Be Prepared To Feel... Revenge
Feel The Romance

My Brutal Romance
My Beautiful Romance
My Innocent Romance
My Childish Romance
My Miserable Romance
My X-Rated Romance
My Harlequin Romance
My Selfish Romance

My Chemical Romance

GREEN DAY

TEN COMMANDMENTS OF A GREEN DAY
1. Thou shall not leave thy friends in need.
2. Thou shall live in the minority as sons of rage and love.
3. Thou shall thank your lucky stars.
4. Thou shall whine about nothing and everything all at once.
5. Thou shall spend a day of pot and blow off steam with methamphetamine.
6. Thou shall say thou’s 1000 hours love in a song if thou’s pen is writing wrong.
7. Thou shall respect the messiah, Michael, the king, Tre, and the lord, Billie Joe.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the sweet children.
9. Thou shall not ask “why?”. (Tis a lesson learned in time.)
10. Thou shall rock hard (if need be, pantsless).

QUOTES
Billie Joe Armstrong
"All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!"
"We put the fun back in dysfunctional."
"You say it to my face, you might be picking yourself off the ground."
"It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious."
"Punk rock is dead...and I fucking killed it."
"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot."
"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect, so why practice?"
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I-I am a God."
"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!'
"It's my fucking life and you know what nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!"
"When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it."
"The darkness is coming now god dammit!"
"They sound like Tré choking on a hair ball." (Slipknot)
"What? You can heckle me if you want, it's okay I won't understand!" (at a foreign concert)
"I'm not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac is working!"
"I kind of became everyone’s weird uncle. I was drunk all the time wearing a fucking leopard g string."
"Punk is always something that’s going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point."
"What do you mean we walked around dressed like girls? We walked around in our own clothes they just happened to be dresses."
(When asked in 1992 where they would be in 3 years) "I’m going to point a gun at Tre. Tre is going to point a gun at Mike. Mike is going to point a gun at me." (Mike: "We’re going to count to 3 and pull the trigger." )
"Remember one thing, that regardless of who the powers that be are, the people that you elect, the people that i elect in the office remember, you have the fucking power. were the fucking leaders. don't let these bastards dictate your life or try to tell you what to do alright?"
(joey) "Where are we going to bury him when he dies?" (when joey and Billie went to go get speedy the fishy!!)
"And my name is George W. Bush!"
"You're having the worst day ever, you know your girlfriend broke up with you yor dog got hit by a car, your life a complete turmoil, then that night your just get that feeling... the feeling of fuck it fuck everybody. fuck the dog, the dogs dead."

Mike Dirnt
"If my kid didn't rebel, she wouldn't be my kid."
"Green day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty damn good."
(At Mark Hoppus of blink-182) "Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass."
"I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons."
"All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars."
"It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyzes won’t help you when you’re dead."

Tre Cool-
"I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents."
"She was so pissed, so she was gonna make us leave the hotel..but she didn't. big mistake!"
"It's, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any book to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don't even read."
"They should legalize pot, do it!! Do it!!
"I wanna survive an avalanche, I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation."
"I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense and it's definitely one option. But, personally, I prefer peace. You know, maybe I'm just being ignorant and shortsighted, you know, it's true I'm not running the government, I'm not running the United States. I just don't think that killing people is a good way to remedy people dying. Martin Luther King Jr., said that you can murder a murderer but you can never murder murder itself."
I don't see anything on it, all I see is shows. There is never anything on it. Just MTV talking about how cool MTV is."
"Mmm, you can almost smell the burning pork...Hey, you ever thrown rocks at cops?"
"I want to wash your grandmother."
"I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens...."
"It's good to have some offspring...oops..shouldn't say that word, can you edit it out?"
"You can't fuck with us now. We did it. We pulled it off." (talking about the record that was stolen and how they created a better album anyway)
"Orange Mocha Frappuchino!"
"No man could eat 50 eggs!"
Interviewer- Tre! why did you do that?
Tre- eh i don't know, i haven't broken anything in about 6 hours... (when Tre climbed the globe at universal studios)

REAL GREEN DAY FANS
1. REAL Green Day fans have other albums than American Idiot
2. REAL Green Day fans know other songs than American Idiot
3. REAL Green Day fans have Bullet in a bible
4. REAL Green Day fans think 'Tre Cool!' when someone says 'cool'
5. REAL Green Day fanslist green as one of their favorite colors
6. REAL Green Day fans hate George W. Bush
7. REAL Green Day fans celebrate their birhtdays
8.REAL Green Day fans' walls are covered in their posters
9.REAL Green Day fans never give up looking for their albums and DVD's if they don't have them
10. REAL Green Day fans are against war
11. REAL Green Day fans have sent an e-mail to George Bush from greendaynrdc.com
12. REAL Green Day fans buy anything that has something to do with Green Day
13. REAL Green Day fans are not ashamed to wear their merchandise stuff in school or anywhere in public ((FUCK YES!- makes me feel good =]))
14. REAL Green Day fans scream when you hear one of their songs on the radio
15. REAL Green Day fans buy every magazine that has something about them
16. REAL Green Day fans (almost) cry when you forget to watch one of their interviews on Tv
17. REAL Green Day fans have least one song with emotional meaning to them
18. REAL Green Day fans start laughing in the middle of a class in school when you remember something they have said or done in an interview
19. REAL Green Day fans get offended and punch that motherfucker(or at least kick or something)If someone talks shit about them
20. REAL Green Day fans have heard all of their songs
21. REAL Green Day fans listen to their music everyday
22. REAL Green Day fans remember many of their quotes
23. REAL Green Day fans wanna jump around and dance at some of their songs
24. REAL Green Day fans want to play guitar/bass/drums just like Billie Joe/Mike/Tre does
25. REAL Green Day fans make sure you spell the band name 'Green Day' and not 'green day'
26. REAL Green Day fans truly love each of the band members
27. REAL Green Day fans (almost) scream out of happiness everytime you watch Bullet in a bible
28. REAL Green Day fans never shut up about them
29. REAL Green Day fans have read Catcher in the rye because it's Billie Joe's favorite book (and you loved it)
30. REAL Green Day fans know Billie is spelt with 'ie' not a 'y'
31. REAL Green Day fans know 'American Idiot' isn't about George Bush
32. REAL Green Day fans know Saint Jimmy and Jesus of Suburbia are the same person
33. REAL Green Day fans watch all of Uchoose40 just to see if the band is on
34. REAL Green Day fans get angry when they see the band's name written as 'greenday'
35. REAL Green Day fans feel their life won't be complete until they see them play live
36. REAL Green Day fans wish Billie would stop smoking
37. REAL Green Day fans have adeline clothing
38. REAL Green Day fans love Adi!
39. REAL Green Day fans have found their houses and Rudy's on Google earth
40. REAL Green Day fans have this on their page!

ON THE SPOT
MORNING OR NIGHT?
Billie: Night
DRIVER OR PASSENGER?
Mike: Driver
FREE MICHAEL OR FREE MARTHA?
Mike: Micheal
ELVIS PRESLEY OR OR JOHNNY CASH?
Billie: Elvis Presley
Tre: Oh that's tight
Mike: That's a tough one
Tre: That's close
STONES OR BEETLES?
Billie: *Thinking*
Tre: Beetles.
Billie: Beetles
Mike: *Nods*
SCARFACE OR GOOD FELLAS?
Billie: Good fellas
Tre: Yeah
Mike: Good fellas
JESSICA OR ASHLEE?
Billie: Well we just met Ashlee so Ashlee
Tre: Yeah Ashlee
PARTY LIKE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY OR PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999?
Mike: Party like a rock star
Billie: Party like it's 1999
ROMANTIC NIGHT IN OR WILD NIGHT OUT?
Green Day: *pauses*
Tre: Romantic night out
Billie: *Laughs*
Mike: Wild night out
Billie: WIld night in
SHAKE YOUR TAIL FEATHER OR SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE?
Tre: Polaroid picture
Billie: Polaroid picture
Mike: Yeah
TACKLE OR TOUCH?
Tre: *Cheeky grin* touch
Mike: Tackle
Green Day: *Laughs*
Billie: Flag
BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
Billie: None of the above
Mike: Sans
NUDE OR PAJAMAS?
Tre: Nude
Billie: Nude
BUSH OR KERRY?
Billie &Tre: Kerry

SIDDHARTA

SIDDHARTA - SAMO EDINI


SIDDHARTA - MALE ROKE


SIDDHARTA - PLASTIKA


SIDDHARTA - PLAY WITH ME(PLASTIKA IN ENG)

HILARIOUS THINGS TO DO IN WAL MART
1.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2.Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4.Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where are your tampons?"

5.Try on bras over top of your clothes.

6.Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

7.While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "I smell sex and candy!"

8.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

9.Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the
volumes to "10."

10.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

11.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

12.Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

13.Put M&M's on layaway.

14.Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

15.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them
in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

16.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air
fresheners.

17.Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

18.When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone??"

19.Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

20.Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

21.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

22.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

23.Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.

24.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

25.Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

26.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

27.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me !! pick me!!" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

28.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

29.Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

30.Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

31.Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, were out of toliet paper in here!"

FUN FACTS
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
All polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved ,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, silver, orange, or purple.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. I suffer from chronic letholigca. xD
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak', 'radar' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear
A snail can sleep for three years
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The microwave was invented when a researcher walked past a radar tube and a chocolate bar inside his pocket melted.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

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*92% of the teen population would be dead if MTV decided breathing wasn't cool!!
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!

*92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile

*98% of teenagers are currently bringing SEXY BACK.
If you are one of the 2% that sexy never left, copy this onto your profile.

*92% of the teen population would be dead if
Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!
~Put this is your profile if you are one of the
8% who would be laughing hysterically instead

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy:No.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: If I left would you cry?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Which would you pick, me or your life?
Boy: My life.
Hearing this, the girl turns and starts running away with tears. The boy chases after her and stops her.
Boy: You don’t cross my mind because you are always on my mind. I don’t like you because I love you. I don’t want you because I need you. If you left I would die, not cry. I wouldn’t live for you because I would die for you. I wouldn’t do anything for you because I would do everything for you. But I would still pick my life because you are my life.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(*)_(*) homepage and help him on his
way to WORLD DOMINATION

If I died tonight
I go with no regrets
And if it's in your arms
I know I was blessed
And if your eyes
Are the last thing I see
I'll know the beauty
heaven holds for me

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TESTS
What Tarot Card Are You?
You Are The Star



You represent the ultimate in truth and purity.
Insightful and illuminating, you provide guidance for others.
You also demonstrate unselfish, unconditional love.
You posses many spiritual gifts, including the ability to heal.

Your fortune:

Your future is looking brighter by the day.
The near future will be a time of both hope and healing.
Luck is about to come your way, perhaps the best luck you have ever seen.
Life is about to get a lot easier and much better!

Who's Your Inner Rock Chick?
You Are Ani Difranco!



Honest, real, and well liked.
You're not limited by any boundaries.
"And you can call me crazy
But I think you're as lazy as white paint on the wall"

What Kind of Gift Giver Are You?
You Are a Sentimental Gift Giver



Your gifts are warm, caring, and very personal.
You know that it's the thought that counts...
And you definitely put the most thought behind your gifts.

When It Comes To Men, Are You a Player?
Not a Player, But You Dabble In the Game.



Sometimes a girl just wants to have fun- and when it's fun you're after, you get it.
But when you want a relationship, you seem to score that as well.
What you want changes from day to day? and from guy to guy.
Luckily, you've got the skills to get whatever you want - and pass the leftovers on to your friends.

What's Your Love Profile?
Cancer - Your Love Profile