unique.

kiss my sas

XxKillForYouxX

Brendon Urie

insomniac_schwam

Word Vomit

scandalous.

SparkAndFade

poker face.

maybememories

All Time Liz

Never Looking Back

KissMySass_

get-unique.

dominiquebellamy

im.a.liarliar

Rubber Ducky!

You see that up there? That be two of the three members of Muse. You see the man in the red pink shirt? That's Dominic Howard. I'm making it my life's goal to have sex with him someday, so help me god....

Stupid chat conversations Lilly and I have.....

After reading something I wrote for Problematique...
Lilly: lmao domblekins....gay vibesss
Me: I can't help it; Matt gives them out like political vouchers from a presidencial candidate
Lilly: XD

Lilly: I think you should have the end of myspace with me and brendon sexing
Me: No, I think you should go reread that oneshot I wrote you
Lilly: Did you change it?
Me: No, but that oneshot is the closest to sexin' up bden you'll ever get me to write for you
Lilly: Well I still say that something should happen with me and him
Me: I say that you should appreciate that I wrote about nipples, and shut the fuck up
Lilly: The nipple part made me laugh insanely
Me: Oooo, that's going on the profile, babe
Lilly: XD

Me: lol, I had been searching though flair, and I saw a pic of Dom drumming, and underneath it said 'Dom Bangs Hard'
Lilly: LMAO

Me: hey Dujo, i be a prepubescent girl lustin' for ur hawt 25 year old bod, hit me up on my Mibba, u look so hawt in ur blurry picz, lawl
Lilly: lawlzzzz
Lilly: lawlz omgz I jUsT ReAd A JoNaS BrOtHeRs StOrY AnD BaRfEd
Me: OMG LILLY BE ONE OF THEM
Lilly: OmGzzzzzzz
Me: We're stopping this now

Me: No, actually, I wish I could feel Brendon's thighs. Not yours.
Lilly: I wanna feel his ass.
Lilly: But what if his thighs are hairy, like Jack from ATL?
Me: He totally waxes
Lilly: And I'm not surprised

A friend showed me this. British slang. So we tried our hand at it.

Lilly: OI! THATS A BIG CRAZY BANG!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oi, That girl's got some big knockers
Lilly: Your willy is showing.
Me: We're brilliant.
Lilly: We're ace you mean.
Me: Exactly.
Lilly: We're waffling bastards. We're tools.
Me: Bloody hell woman, maybe I don't want to marry you after all. (Lilly and I are getting married, PS. For our honeymoon, we're going to the UK to stalk Muse)
Lilly: You're just acting stiffy
Me: Just pissing around, love
Lilly: YOU HAVE A STONKING STONKER!!!!!
Me: Put a sock in it
Lilly: I know you fancy me
Me: Right, 'cause having a row with you is pretty much the same thing as shagging. I want you to keep your trousers on, you twat
Lilly: NO CALLING ME A TWAT YOU BOOGER!! Oh bite your arm offffffffffff
Me: We're off our rockers
Lilly: True
Me: Wanker
Lilly: Todger
Me: Tosser
Lilly: AND TO THINK YOU LOVED ME!!!

And so it went from there. We're such dorks, it's not even funny.




PS PS PS. LILLY IS AWESOME!!! :D :D