jinx616
- Name
- Jinx Von Beaverhousen XXIV
- Age
- -
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- at your mom's house
- Joined date
- July 10th, 2008
Stories
You Know I Make You Want To Scream...For Help, Because I'm About To Kick Your Ass Again!
Latest update: Chapter 49 on January 7th, 2009The Beast And The Harlot... No, I Didn't Just Call You- Ow, Quit Hitting Me!
Latest update: Chapter 44 on January 3rd, 2009I Wanna Do Bad Things With You
Latest update: Chapter 1 on January 2nd, 2009One Hell Of A Price For You To Get Your Fix
Latest update: Chapter 11 on January 1st, 2009The Stockings Aren't The Only Things That Are Hung
Latest update: Chapter 1 on December 16th, 2008Nobody Ever Survives
Latest update: Chapter 1 on October 29th, 2008Bizarro World
Latest update: Chapter 1 on October 25th, 2008I Want You Hot In My Arms
Latest update: Chapter 1 on September 24th, 2008She Tasted Like Could Have Beens
Latest update: Chapter 1 on August 12th, 2008I Never Meant to Hurt You
Latest update: Chapter 1 on August 7th, 2008
Poems
I Feel Like Tacos
October 11th, 2008
About


This was done by Diddo Velema, who is my new hero. Who says you can't fight in the apocalypse in style?
I'm all candy apples and razor blades.
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/\ I don't know why I put that up there. Most of the time I forget to change it.
January 5
feeling: sleepy
song: Where Eagles Dare-Misfits
drinking: I'm not really all that jacked up on Mountain Dew
I was going to update at least one of my stories today but decided against it. I think it's because it's been a really stupid day. On a completely unrelated note, the more people I know who get married, the less I want to do it myself. The only marriage I've seen go well is my mom and stepfather. They are the only exceptions to the whole marriage is a huge mistake thing. Anyway, I'll probably update tomorrow. Probably. I decided to clean my entire house so maybe I'll be able to fit in during breaks.
Instead of doing something worth while, I was looking up my pokemon name:
Your Pokéname is:
Hummon
Profile
You live in the frigid tundra of Antarctica, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, grapes and tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can float in maple syrup. You have a cell phone. You can breathe acid. You can spit 8-track tapes. You have a fear of salt spikes. You have a fear of jet fuel. You can shoot hot death.
Okay I'm finally bored enough to actually write something here.
You can call me Jinx.
I have what some people have called an odd sense of humor.
If you can't tell whether I'm serious about something or not, don't feel bad. Most people can't ;)
Obviously I love to write.
I'm very fond of naps. I'm like a cat, I can (and have) sleep pretty much anywhere.
I am definitely not a girly-girl. I love cars, explosions, and going fast (you know, when I'm not sleeping).
I smoke, a lot, and I like it.
I love 80s horror movies.
I'm really short but that in no way means I won't kick some ass. There have been plenty of tall people who've regretted making that mistake.
I love a good fight.
There are three men that are welcome to my house anytime: Jack, Jim, and Jose.
I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse so Seven and I can start our kick ass army (please inquire if you're interested in available positions).
In the fairytale of life, I'm a saucy barmaid.
I'm also a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.
My dream car, a 1970 Corvette Stingray. Mmmm...
And I like these chicks,Hell and Seven and Violet, more than I like a lot of people I know in real life. Fucking with them means I'm fucking with you. And that's something people like to avoid.
"What? The one from The Lion King? I think so. It did talk about teaching children to kill people and then them killing you and taking your place as leader of the zombie ass kicking army. It was brief but it was in there. lol." - Seven
Somewhere over the rainbow
Jinx, Katie and Violet are
Shooting up a local store
Getting a lot of stuff
Somewhere over the rainbow
They're looking for zombies
Ready to kill those bitches
When they first appear
-Violet
Darling take me home to the castle made of skulls and bones
I love spontaneous dance numbers.




















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