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cigarettesandlies
Name
Laura
Age
47
Gender
Female
Location
Vangroovy, Canada
Joined date
July 10th, 2008

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Hey! I'm Laura.
I'm not actually 47, but sometimes I feel like I may as well be.
I've been writing for years, so I hope by now I've somewhat managed to hone my sense of grammatical style.
My goal in life is to live in a van and be one of those old traveling hippie ladies that smells like incense and patchouli, and when I walk all of my gaudy jewelry will clink together and you will hear me coming from a block away.
I'm addicted to the Missed Connections section of the Craigslist personals.
I hope one day one will be about me.
I posted one for Ryan Ross because we totally had a moment at HCT, but he never responded.
Jerk.
I walk around singing 'Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...' in my head ALL THE TIME.
I'm another Quizilla refugee, so that may be why my stories seem familiar.

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