cigarettesandlies
- Name
- Laura
- Age
- 47
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- Vangroovy, Canada
- Joined date
- July 10th, 2008
Stories
Diamonds and Coal
Latest update: Chapter 3 on November 17th, 2008Headaches and Bad Luck
Latest update: Chapter 5 on August 6th, 2008Fake It Like You Matter
Latest update: Chapter 21 on July 22nd, 2008Something To Talk About
Latest update: Chapter 15 on July 22nd, 2008Like A Cold Day In August
Latest update: Chapter 5 on July 17th, 2008
About
Hey! I'm Laura.
I'm not actually 47, but sometimes I feel like I may as well be.
I've been writing for years, so I hope by now I've somewhat managed to hone my sense of grammatical style.
My goal in life is to live in a van and be one of those old traveling hippie ladies that smells like incense and patchouli, and when I walk all of my gaudy jewelry will clink together and you will hear me coming from a block away.
I'm addicted to the Missed Connections section of the Craigslist personals.
I hope one day one will be about me.
I posted one for Ryan Ross because we totally had a moment at HCT, but he never responded.
Jerk.
I walk around singing 'Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...' in my head ALL THE TIME.
I'm another Quizilla refugee, so that may be why my stories seem familiar.
"It's all about the money and the chicks, that's why we play folk music." - Great Big Sea
"Nothing says cool like an ill-fitting tuxedo and a giant double reed instrument." - Rainn Wilson
"Friends don't let friends poop in their poopy pants." - Ryland Blackington
"I just love big meat." - Alex Johnson (Jawnsun) iloveyou. inastrictlyplatonickindofway.
I'm not actually 47, but sometimes I feel like I may as well be.
I've been writing for years, so I hope by now I've somewhat managed to hone my sense of grammatical style.
My goal in life is to live in a van and be one of those old traveling hippie ladies that smells like incense and patchouli, and when I walk all of my gaudy jewelry will clink together and you will hear me coming from a block away.
I'm addicted to the Missed Connections section of the Craigslist personals.
I hope one day one will be about me.
I posted one for Ryan Ross because we totally had a moment at HCT, but he never responded.
Jerk.
I walk around singing 'Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...' in my head ALL THE TIME.
I'm another Quizilla refugee, so that may be why my stories seem familiar.
"It's all about the money and the chicks, that's why we play folk music." - Great Big Sea
"Nothing says cool like an ill-fitting tuxedo and a giant double reed instrument." - Rainn Wilson
"Friends don't let friends poop in their poopy pants." - Ryland Blackington
"I just love big meat." - Alex Johnson (Jawnsun) iloveyou. inastrictlyplatonickindofway.







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