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- Name
- Ellie EnVy.
- Age
- 14
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- July 21st, 2008
Stories
These Bright Lights Have Always Blinded Me
Latest update: Part 20 on November 16th, 2009All The Ghosts That Were Never Gonna Catch Me
Latest update: Part 25 on November 12th, 2009In The Best Damn Dress I Own
Latest update: Part 21 on November 9th, 2009Life Sentence
Latest update: Part 15 on November 4th, 2009Fire In The Sky
Latest update: Part 1 on October 22nd, 2009Bittersweet
Latest update: Part 1 on September 29th, 2009A Modern-Day Shakespeare
Latest update: Part 1 on September 5th, 2009Dancing With Your Hands
Latest update: Part 1 on August 7th, 2009Russian Roulette
Latest update: Part 1 on August 4th, 2009My Medication
Latest update: Part 1 on July 24th, 2009
Poems
Isn't It Funny?
November 8th, 2009Sorrow, We Drink To You
May 6th, 2009Fading Away
March 26th, 2009You And Me
November 13th, 2008These Scattered Shards
September 11th, 2008Do You See Her?
July 23rd, 2008Things To Love
July 22nd, 2008
Journals
Gerard and Lyn-Z; Thumbs Up
August 27th, 2009We're Bringing Sexy Back...Yeah!
July 23rd, 2009Important Question.
July 13th, 2009Condom Sucker.
July 9th, 2009What A Subtle Excuse...
June 23rd, 2009Can You Guess?
June 22nd, 2009
Photos
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About
"If you're homophobic and our fan, take our CDs and a hammer, and smash them. Burn our posters and whatever else of ours, we don't want you here or need you here." - Gerard Way
Hello Loves.
I'm not emo or gothic. I'm a nerd/punk, and very proud.
As you can most probably see, I write way to many stories.
Mostly all of which involve a Way, so kudos if you found the pun in that sentence.
I love using the word 'fuck'. It makes me feel special.
I love My Chemical Romance.
My most recent addictions are Frerards, Frikeys, Waycests, and - wait for it - Fraycests.
My friends are all I have. I love them with all my heart; Nikki, Felicia, and Sierra.
You're my heros, and you're the best.
Add my Myspace.
Quotes:
Me: You know what you suck Nikki?
Nikki: What's that?
Me: Penis.
Nikki: Only my own!
Mom: Elizabeth doesn't need to hear about boners.
Me: Why not? I love boners. I get 'em all the time. In fact, I have one right now. BONERIFIC TIME!
Dad: I just wanted to look at you and say 'DUDE! YOU ARE SO STONED!'.
Me: But you couldn't because of Mom, could you?
Dad: She spoils all my fun...
Me: *Hums along to the Doctor Who theme song*
Nikki: Wow. Your nerdiness amazes me at times.
Dad: Obama's just going to keep spending money to give to who he thinks needs it. What do you think?
Me: 'This redistrubution of wealth is tricker than I thought'.
Dad: ....I've never been more proud of you.
Tesha: *talking about earrings* The green stuff came off my balls.
Me: *giggles*
Mom: *gives Tesha a dirty look*
Tesha: You see, usually that'd be a good thing, but not so much in this scenario.
Sierra: I would not want to watch MCR porn with you.
Me: Aw...come on...you know you want to. I'll make popcorn!
Sierra: Who eats popcorn while watching porn?!
Me: I DO!
Nikki: *talking about two basket balls* Hey! Don't touch my balls!
Me: That's what Frank said.
Me: Whatever you do, don't click on the link I just gave you.
Sierra: I can't resist. I must click it. HOLY FUCKING HELL!!
Me: I told you not to click it.
Nikki: Ellie, there's a hobo eating your fridge.
Me: OH MY GOD! WH-oh... It's just Kenny.
Nikki: Exactly.
Marissa: *throws a bunch of pizza sausage away*
Me: Why didn't you give the sausage to me? You know how I love sausage!
Marissa: What kind of sausage Ellie? *raises eyebrow*
Me: Fuck you, pervert.
Nikki: How do you spell 'hooker'?
Icons:
Comment. I honestly don't bite. My mommy bought me a muzzle.
Hello Loves.
I'm not emo or gothic. I'm a nerd/punk, and very proud.
As you can most probably see, I write way to many stories.
Mostly all of which involve a Way, so kudos if you found the pun in that sentence.
I love using the word 'fuck'. It makes me feel special.
I love My Chemical Romance.
My most recent addictions are Frerards, Frikeys, Waycests, and - wait for it - Fraycests.
My friends are all I have. I love them with all my heart; Nikki, Felicia, and Sierra.
You're my heros, and you're the best.
Add my Myspace.
Quotes:
Me: You know what you suck Nikki?
Nikki: What's that?
Me: Penis.
Nikki: Only my own!
Mom: Elizabeth doesn't need to hear about boners.
Me: Why not? I love boners. I get 'em all the time. In fact, I have one right now. BONERIFIC TIME!
Dad: I just wanted to look at you and say 'DUDE! YOU ARE SO STONED!'.
Me: But you couldn't because of Mom, could you?
Dad: She spoils all my fun...
Me: *Hums along to the Doctor Who theme song*
Nikki: Wow. Your nerdiness amazes me at times.
Dad: Obama's just going to keep spending money to give to who he thinks needs it. What do you think?
Me: 'This redistrubution of wealth is tricker than I thought'.
Dad: ....I've never been more proud of you.
Tesha: *talking about earrings* The green stuff came off my balls.
Me: *giggles*
Mom: *gives Tesha a dirty look*
Tesha: You see, usually that'd be a good thing, but not so much in this scenario.
Sierra: I would not want to watch MCR porn with you.
Me: Aw...come on...you know you want to. I'll make popcorn!
Sierra: Who eats popcorn while watching porn?!
Me: I DO!
Nikki: *talking about two basket balls* Hey! Don't touch my balls!
Me: That's what Frank said.
Me: Whatever you do, don't click on the link I just gave you.
Sierra: I can't resist. I must click it. HOLY FUCKING HELL!!
Me: I told you not to click it.
Nikki: Ellie, there's a hobo eating your fridge.
Me: OH MY GOD! WH-oh... It's just Kenny.
Nikki: Exactly.
Marissa: *throws a bunch of pizza sausage away*
Me: Why didn't you give the sausage to me? You know how I love sausage!
Marissa: What kind of sausage Ellie? *raises eyebrow*
Me: Fuck you, pervert.
Nikki: How do you spell 'hooker'?
Icons:
Comment. I honestly don't bite. My mommy bought me a muzzle.
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