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You can call me Emmy, it fits me well enough. I suppose you'd call it a penname of sorts, but then I always liked it better than my given name.

There are not words to describe me, none that I have, as of yet, found, at least. I am truly an unique individual, but, then, aren't we all to some extent? I'm just a little more odd than your average Joe and a great deal more insane.

It makes my life interesting.

Writing is my passion, my life. Like breathing, I need it to live and function. The written word is the single most beautiful, most powerful, most inspiring, and most deadly gift the human race has ever been granted.

I love music, in all its various forms. I'm Pretty.Odd. in that area, as my music tastes are pretty eccentric. My favorite band is Kill Hannah (Mat Devine wrote Unwanted and stole my heart forever), followed quickly by Panik (a German nu-metal band that if you haven't heard of before, you need to go look up right now). Some other favorites are Hollywood Undead, Cobra Starship, Take Cover, Sing It Loud, Aiden, Tokio Hotel, Evan Taubenfeld, We the Kings, The Cab, Papa Roach, Avenged Sevenfold, Three Days Grace, and AFI. The list is endless.

I'm straightedge. I have been since I was fifteen-years-old and I don't see it changing anytime soon. I'm also pansexual and, in an odd sort of way, kind of a genderqueer. I'm proud of you if you know what that means. I have a fascination with life, with love, and with tattoos. I kind of want to cover myself in them.

My favorite color is Gabe Saporta.

Ninjas = Awesome. Pirates fail in comparison, but are also awesome. Jedi are up there, too.

I'm a Dork. Yes, it deserves the capital letter. It should pretty much be stamped across my forehead because its true. I'm like the eighth dwarf: dorky.

My religion is the Church of Hot Addiction. We worship sex.

I love comedy. I love to laugh until my sides hurt, laugh until i'm crying, until I can't breathe. My favorite comedians are Jeff Dunham, Brian Haner Sr, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, and Christopher Titus.

I think Jensen Ackles might just be the best looking guy on the planet.

I'm also inappropriately attracted to Nick Jonas, Skandar Keynes, Colin Morgan, and Alan Cumming.

I want to be best friends with Bradley James, the complete fanboy that he is.

I'm pretty sure that if you were able to combine Jared Padalecki and Joe Jonas into one entity, it'd be the male equivelent of me. Possibly.

I have a near-unhealthy obsession with Patrick Stump and Jan Werner.

Kevin Smith and Tim Burton are the best directors, of all time. Fuck you if you think otherwise. (I also like Peter Jackson.)

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is both the worst of the Harry Potter books, and the best of the movies.

My brain is made up of lots of different people I share the space with. I call them my muses and they are endless, ever shifting, ever changing, always speaking, always there. A few of them are more demanding than others, so they get names. Emmy is the loudest, the crudest, the eldest, and that is why I love her the most. Jack, Dylann, Alex, Jamie, and Syd all have stories. One day, I'll figure out how to write them.

For now, I write fanfic. Its fun, its challenging, and sometimes its a lifeline in darkness. One day I'll be able to write the stories that are etched into my heart and soul, but for now I'm just trying to expand my talents.

I watch the Disney channel out of emmence boredom, whcih is how I fell in love with Mitchel Musso and the Jonas Brothers. While I'd be the first to admit their music isn't the best, Mitchel's got pipes like his brother and the JoBros aren't actually horrible. They just have a bad reputation of suckyness and they really need to get out from beneath Disney's thumb, and then they could truly reach their potential. Mostly, I just love the guys. They're total sweethearts and personality attracts me.

For the record, Miley Cyrus can go jump off a bridge. I hate everything about her and her split fucking personality.

But, Emily Osment, Demi Lavato, and Selena Gomez are awesome. Especially Demi and Selena.

Oh, and Mitchel needs to hook up with Martin from Boys Like Girls. DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME ON THIS.

I have a kitten named Loki who is evil freaking genius, a complete sadist, and possibly the cutest thing on the planet.

My favorite movie is The Crow. I find it very beautiful, darkly romantic, and utterly morbid. My type of film. Its also very inspiring. I love the quote "It can't rain all the time".

QUOTES:

As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it, let it hold you until they come.
-Davey Havok

Being an author is like being in charge of your own personal insane asylum.
-Graycie Harmon

Do what you feel is right for you, no matter what. Believe in yourself, no matter how many people tell you that you're fucked up, do what you have to do. Just as long as it doesn't infringe on other people's happiness.
-Davey Havok

I love writing. I love the swirl and swing of words as they tangle with human emotions.
-James Michener

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.
-Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)

If I fall asleep with a pen in my hand, don't remove it - I might be writing in my dreams.
-Danzae Pace

Ink and paper are sometimes passionate lovers, oftentimes brother and sister, and occasionally mortal enemies.
-Emme Woodhull-Bäche

Ninjas are totally sweet, what with all the guitar solos and flipping out and totally chopping people’s heads off.
-Jade Puget

So he paints a smirk where his woe should be, and turns the music back on…
-William Beckett

The coroner will find ink in my veins and blood on my typewriter keys.
-C. Astrid Weber

Without music, life would be a mistake.
-Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
-E.L. Doctorow

Sometimes, other people have already said what I want to. I give credit where credit is due.

Other sites:

Hell Raisers
AFIslash
TokioHotelFiction
ForeverFandom
Livejournal (my most active account)
Fanfiction.net
Fandomination