AGAMAZ

is this like...an about me thing?...*confuesed* I BE A JB FAN!!!!! WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! not much else to say...O.O I have OJJD... and OJD in general...
er...I guess I should say more about me...

AGAMAZ stands for- Ash, Gerorgie, Ashy, Monkey, Zeebra (all my nicknames...)

- I love to write stories! WOOO!!! and yes....most of them are JB related...

-I AM RANDOM!!!!!!!! *points* LOOK!!!!!!!!!!! ITS A FLYING PURPLE MONKEY!- okay so its not...its just a three headed chicken thats eating chicken nuggets...O.O its a cannible O.O EVIL CHICKEN!!!!!*points accusingly*

- I have few friends, but they are friends I will keep forever, if you become my friend Im pretty sure your gonna stay my friend for some time...sadly... J/K!! its not a bad thing!!!!

- I.LOVE. MUSIC!!!!!!! I have to listen to it 24/7...unless its a school day...but on those days I end up singing in the middle of class to keep me from going crazy...

- NO! I dont need to go to the crazy house....already been there....*shifty eyes* shhhhh!!!!!!!! I escaped using a spoon!

-DONT GIVE ME 4 AMPS!!!!!!! I will chug them and get hyper...really fast *nods knowingly*

-I write humor stories...and somtimes they have romantic scenes in them...

-I. AM. ...bored...alot....which causes me to be random... A LOT! OOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUIRREL!!!!!!!! *points and runs into a tree* OW!

- Im a christian...and a die hard one at that too!

- my friends are awesome...*nods knowingly*

-OH I play guitar...clarinet...and trumpet...

- I write songs... at times... there not very good... in my opinion... but I dunno...thats just me...

- I LIKE DOTS!!!!!!!

-random convos with my friends-

-early in the morning before leaving to church camp-
Me: I want to be a breakfast pizza when I grow up
Mir: *bursts out laughing* what the frick?
Me: I want to be a breakfast pizza when I grow up! I mean come on- they are loved and adored by everyone!
Mir:*strait faced* when you become a breakfast pizza, can I eat you?
Me:*shakes head* No, Imma be an unedible breakfast pizza
-later while leaving the house for camp and boarding the van-
Me: BYE MOM!!! IM OFF TO BE A BREAKFAST PIZZA!!!!!!
Mir:*laughing*

-randomly while reading a story off the internet at my BFF's house-
Me: Im in Belize
Mir: No your not
me: how would you know?
mir: your right next to me
Me: how do you know im not FROM Belize?
Mir: You were born in Iowa
Me: how do you know my dad isnt from belize?
Mir: cuz that would be retarded
Me: how would that be retarded?
Mir: why are we having this pointless conversation?
Me: No clue
both:*burst out laughing*
Mir: SOOOO going on my profile
Me: totaly, and then were like *repeats convo*

-randomly on MSN with my cousin-
Beth: " Anyone who says nothings impossible, never tried nailing Jell-o to a tree"....Now I want to try that
Me: Ditto!
Beth: LETS TRY IT!!
Me: YEA!!!- Wheres the Jell-o!?
Beth: uh...the store?
Me: LETS GET THE JELL-O!!!!
Beth: TO THE JELL-O!!
Me:*runs inside random store* QUICK!!! wheres your jell-o?!
Random person:*points*
Me: thanks! *runs and steals jell-o before running back to original spot*
Beth: Nicely done Ash
Me: Iknow...I wanna do that again...only...like a spy *nods knowingly*
Beth: NO!- AS NINJAS!!!!!!
Me:O.O GREAT IDEA!!!*turns into a ninja*
Beth:*transforms into a ninja*
Me: TO THE JELL-O!
Beth:*runs in and grabs jello ninja style*
Me:*does same*
Beth: WOO!
Me: *trys nailing Jell-o to tree*
Beth:*follows suit*
Me:*ends up kiling Jell-o* O.O NOOOO!!!!!!!!*falls to knees* WHY DID THE JELL-O DIE SO YOUNG!? WHY?!
Beth:O.O HOW DARE YOU KILL THE JELLO?!- WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!?*stabs Jell-o repeatedly* WHYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oh welll *eats Jell-o*
Beth:*nails Jell-o to a tree* YES!!!!! *Jello falls off*T.T Now I dont got no jello....

Me:-randomly busts out a move after volly ball game-
Bryanna: what was that
Me: oh you know, just me showing off my Pyspafe-ness
Bryanna: Pyspafe?
Me: yeah , cuz you know- Pyspafe equals Cool. -pops collar-
Bryanna: Riiiiiigghhht -busts move with ash-
Me: oh yea we so totaly rock! -high fives bryanna-

Me: O.O SPIDER!!!!!-jumps on chair-
Brittany: Its ...a baby spider ash...
Me:-looks at britt- Do NOT underestimate the power of small spiders in LARGE groups!
Britt: but...its just...ONE
Me: NOT FOR LONG!!!! it will get all its baby spider buddies and gang up on us while we LEAST EXPECT IT-
Hailey:-kills spider-
Me:...-sits back down in chair-

Everyone in class:-uberly quiet-
Me: -falls to floor laughing-
Mr. Burns: Ashleigh? are you alright?
Me: -still laughing- Yyesss
Mr. Burns: why are you laughing so hard?
Me: -still laughing- -shakes head- No ... clue -in between laughs-
Mr. Burns: Oh okay just a random break down of laughter then huh?
Me: -laughs harder- -nods-

Me: OMJ!!!! you got JB TICKETS!? FOR AN IOWA CONCERT?!!!!!!
Anthony: yesh
Me:-stares at him- did you go insane, are you feeling okay? do you need to go to the nurse?
Anthony: Im fine
Me: but you HATE JB
Anthony: I got them for you
Me: O.O SHWEEET!!!!
-at home after school-
Me:-looks up jb tour dates- O.O THAT EVIL PERSON!!!!! THERE IS NO IOWA CONCERT!!!!!
-at school the next day-
Me: YOU LIAR!!!!-points accusingly to Anthony-
Anthony: when did I lie?
Me: THERE ISNT A JB CONCERT IN IOWA!!!!!!-stomps on his toe and stalks off-
Anthony:-hops on one foot and falls on butt-

Bryanna&Me:-randomly start singing Leave The Peices on bus ride home-
Brittany:-joins in-
Three more girls:-join in-
rest of the VB team:-Join in-
Me: -after the end of song- -snaps fingers- OH YEA! dont under estimate the power of TWO GIRLS SINGING!!!
everyone:-laughs-

Bryanna:-randomly talking to me-
Me:-not paying attention- -staring out bus window
Bryanna: so ash? what do you think?
Me: O.O!!!! -points- LOOK!!! the sky is sky-blue-pink!!!!!!
Bryanna: where you paying attention?
Me: -shakes head- no not really
Brittanly:-laughs-
Bryanna: oh your nice
Me: yup and your jealous of my nice-ness
all three of us:-burst out laughing-

Me:-boards bus from VB Game- O.O FOUND MY JACKET!!!! -grabs jacket- -puts it on backwards-
Bryanna: -sitting next to ash- I think you have that on wrong
Me:-looks down- OH!! my hoods upside down -switches it - -still backwards-
Bryanna: still wrong
Me:-looks down- No its not! its sposed to be like that....I think....
-half way home-
Me:-looks down- you know...I think my jackets on wrong...-puts it on right- THERE we go!
Bryanna:-slaps forehead-
Brittany: wow, blond much
Me: No...Im more of a copper right now...
Brittany: -slaps forehead-
Bryanna:-laughs-

-in monotones-
Mir: wanna know whats funny?
Ash: what?
Mir: we can have the most random convos and stay straight faced
Ash: totaly
Mir: yeah
Ash: -smiles- but we smile on the inside
both: -fall over laughing-

-after strategoish at barn festival, looking for mir and Bry-
Ash: hey willis?
Willis: yea?
Ash: where do you think they are?
Willis: probably out drinking or somthing
Ash: oh thats good...at least there not doing anything BAD.

Me: -talking on phone to emily- -not paying attention to a word shes saying at all- -looks at TV- O.O JB!!!
Em: what? were you paying attention
Me: huh- HAI CUDDLES!!! -pets cat-
Em: -palm forehead- thanks for your help...

there are more to come....
In the mean time.....
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