Lurking_shadow

SpiralofDarkness

Malice Alina

Hell_raiser

Qwertymann

Invision

Pray For Plagues.

KissAndSell

xXdeath-plagueXx

CwazzleBear

MachineInTheGhost.

X.EndlessAddiction.X

Little_ Miss_Hyper

Teddy Bear 204

MollyStarCat

GayChubbyDater

Vam

Mylovinass

Borderline

Catcher

TaintedHeart

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Who am I? Interesting question that plagues everyone’s mind. I'm the person who steals your other sock. I am the one that lays under your bed waiting for the light to be turned off. I stalk through the bedroom closets. I am the one that comes into your room while you are not home to mess it up. I am the person your parents warned you about when you were little. I am the one who is always seeming to stalk you through the shopping center. I am the exhiled person that is happy to laugh with my crazy, weird friends. I am the one who is making this all up to waste your time and it will contradict with the paragraph below.

There isn't much to say about me. I like drama, music and being with friends. I would love to get some comments on both my page and stories. Please tell me what you think of my writting and be honest. I enjoy writting that is why I'm here so I can share my stories and get some feedback. If there are mistakes that you see in my stories tell me so I can fix them. I try to be as original as I can with my stories. When I write I find my mind works quicker then my fingers so I do occasionally leave words out. I try to fix any errors before I post the story. If you do have suggestions for any of my stories I would love to hear them. It is very rewarding to see that people are interested in my stories.

Annoying things to do in an elevator:
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in their?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open then act as if your embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
7. SAY Ding at each floor.
8. SAY, "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. MAKE explosion noise when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while,then announce: "I have new socks on"
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, and pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, then go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while let the doors close, and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait til someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND your a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "group hug" then enforce it.

My big sister Jasmine needs a special metion. She is such a wonderful big sis. Everyone should read her story Blood Type. Thank you for always being there for me Jasmine

You know you live in 2009 when......

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.

4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this on your profile if you got owned, and you know you did!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background

You say pink
I say black
You say Paris Hilton
I say Lyn-Z Ballato
You say Zac Efron
I say Gerard Way
You say pop
I say rock
You say I'm weird
I say I'm different
IF YOU AGREE, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

itunes game....
Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Have people guess what songs they are.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating.

1. I slide, through the wasteland that's my world. Sidewinder- Avenged Sevenfold = Guessed by jade.violate.
2. when the devil is too busy, and death a little too much When You're Evil by Voltaire- guessed by His-Engel
3. Sacred faces, etched in stone.
3. It's bugging, corroding me and twisting me.
4. It rains and it pours when your out on your own. Sharpest Lives- My Chemical Romance = Guessed by TheBlackParader
5. There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself. Never Wanted To Dance- Mindless Self Indulgence= Guessed by Sisky Biz
6. Wake in a sweat again, another day's been laid to waste Given Up- Linkin Park= Guessed by Hell_raiser
7. Who the hell is that?
8. You said this could only get better, there's no rush because we have each other. Harder Than You Know- Escape The Fate = Guessed by KissAndSell
9. These situations are irrelevant now. Situations- Escape The Fate = Guessed by JeremyFisher
10. Oh no, I just keep on falling. Born For This- Paramore = Guessed by Static Venom
11. Forever waiting for disaster.
12. It's these substandard hotels on the (lalala) corner of 4th and Fremont. Build God, Then We'll Talk- Panic At The Disco = Guessed by Vampire's_Addiction
13. Screwin' in moderation, Screwin' is such a bore Get It Up- Mindless Self Indulgence = Guessed by KissAndSell
14. What a shame we all became such fragile broken things, a memory remains. Let The Flames Begin- Paramore =Guessed by Static Venom
15. He calls the mansion not a house but a tomb. To The End- My Chemical Romance =Guessed by Static Venom
16. Seize the day or die regreting the time you waste, to many people to ache over. Seize The Day- Avenged Sevenfold = Guessed by TheBlackParader
17. Smells like blade.
18. So lock and load. Guillotine by Escape the Fate - Guessed by x.Dark.Angel.x
19. Oo baby don't you know I suffer, can't you hear me moan? Supermasive Black Hole- Muse =Guessed by eddies_gal
20. This shining city built of gold, far cry from innocence. The Beast and the Harlot- Avenged Sevenfold = guessed by TheBlackParader
21. Got to find a better way, you know I never should have stayed.
22. I am finding out that maybe I was wrong, I have fallen down and I can't do this alone. My heart by Paramore- guesssed by Static Venom 21Guns
23. So now you're running, it's hard to see clearly. Something- Escape The Fate = Guessed by KissAndSell
24. Well no sir, now I don't want to be to blame. That's What You Get- Paramore =Guessed by Static Venom
25. A million faces, each a million lies.
26. I'm so money, so money.
27. Lets go back to the middle of the day that starts it all. Headfirst For Halos- My Chemical Romance =Guessed by Static Venom 28. A withered past, and a blurried future. Reverse This Curse- Escape The Fate= Guessed by Sisky Biz
29 I wake up every evening, with a big smile on my face and it never feels out of place. Gives you hell- All American Rejects= Guessed by TheBlackParader
30. Biting keeps your words at bay, tending to the sores that stay.

YOU WATCH ME. I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never really clicked, or if we already know everything about each other. Let me know with whom I'm friends with!

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Film:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of Mibba?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!)
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

I'm afraid of silence: Nope
I talk a lot when I get nervous: Occasionally
I am really ticklish: Nope
I've been called a tease: Yes, numerously -_-
I've been called "Jail Bait": Yes
I'm afraid of the dark: Nope, it's comforting.
I'm afraid of my back facing open doors at night: Occasionally, really depends on the conditions.
I can't sleep in a room if the closet door is open: Nope
I am a homosexual: Nope
I believe in true love: Yes
I've run away from home: Nope
I collect comic books: Nope
I shut others out when I'm sad: Yes
I've stayed out all night: Yes, numerous times. In fact just last night.
I open up to others easily: Nope (Sounds a bit of lie since I am filling this thing out)
I am keeping a secret from the world: Yes
I watch the news: Yes
I love disney movies: Nope
I am a sucker for green eyes: Yes
I am a sucker for brown eyes: Nope
I am a sucker for blue eyes: Yes
I don't kill bugs: Nope
I curse: Yes
I've cheated on my boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope
I've slipped and fell in public: Yes
I've slipped out an 'lol' in real conversation: Nope
I love spam: Nope
I'm a good cook: Yes
I want a better job, or a job: Yes
I've talked on the phone for 6+ hours: Yes
I like someone: Yes
I am guilty of TyPiNg LiKe ThIs: Nope
I am self-conscious: Yes
I love to laugh: Yes
I drink alcohol frequently: Nope
I've smoked a pack of cigarettes in one day: Nope
I'm a virgin: Yes
I can't swallow pills: Nope
I have a lot of scars: Yes
I can't sleep if I know there is a spider in my room: Nope
I love chocolate: Yes
I bite my nails: Nope
I twirl my hair: Yes
I am comfortable with being me: Yes
I play computer games when I'm bored: Yes
I take these silly surveys when I'm bored: Yes
I've seen a shooting star: Yes
I've gone out in public in my pajama's: Yes
I've kissed a stranger: Nope
I've kissed someone for the hell of it: Yes
I've hugged a stranger: Yes
I've been in a fist fight with someone of the same sex: Yes
I've laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose: Nope
I've pushed all the buttons in an elevator: Nope
I've made out in an elevator: Nope
I've kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose: Yes
I've been skydiving: Nope
I've been bungie jumping: Nope
I've had stitches: Yes
I've bitten someone as a joke: Yes
I've been to niagra falls: Nope
I've had the chicken pox: Nope
I've been to Japan: Nope
I've ridden in a taxi: Yes
I've shoplifted: Nope
I've been fired: Nope
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back: Yes
I've stolen something from my job: Nope
I've been on a blind date: Yes
I've had a crush on a teacher: Nope
I've been to Europe: Nope
I've been married: Nope
I've gotten divorced: Nope
I've been pregnant: Nope
I've seen someone or something dying: Yes
I have a list of people I want to kill: Yes, but I doubt I would ever actually harm another human being/creature.
I've been to Canada: Nope
I've been on a plane: Yes
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show: Yes
I've thrown up from drinking: Nope
I've eaten sushi: Nope
I've been skiing: Nope
I've been ice skating: Yes
I've cried in public: Yes
I've tried to commit suicide: Nope
I've liked someone even though I knew I shouldn't: Yes
I've thought about someone almost 24/7: Yes
I've hated the world: Yes
1 question - 1 honest anwser .
You can ask me 1 question (TO MY INBOX) about anything, no matter how crazy, dirty, publicly indecent, embarrassing or wrong it is. no catch, I will answer. but I dare you to post this on your profile and see what people ask you.

Quotes From Friends.
This is just for those crazy lunatics that are my friends, although if you see them I advise you to remain calm and notify the proper authorities.

"Looks like a lemur is raping your face" (Rob said this after a friend attempted to head bang)

Steve comes running in without a shirt and out of breath.
"A turtle just stole my shirt!"
"Did you just say tha.." I'm cut off by Steve.
"NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS!"

Sitting around in the louge room we hear Rob yell:
"The fridge is sexually harrasing me!"

Everyone sitting around trying to decide what to do. Rob jumps to his feet.
"I know, I'll start an ant farm!"
Everyone looks at him confused and asks why.
"Nuclear Power!"

"Work Sparta!"

"Tell me your last name so I can google you or I will rape you"

"If you paint me I will smack your bible you naughty Georgia."

"This my fingering hand!" (<--- Said by a violinist. Not as dirty as it sounds)

"For this we will need 500 people, 8 mice, a snake charmer, an elephant and an emu."
"Aren't we only playing a game of Touch?"
"Exactly"

Aiden: "Sir! I'm stuck on U"

"Oh My GOD!! Bum change! As in change that has once been eaten!!!!! And has... ew!!" *Runs around in a circle waving arms*

"HA LOL"
"UHM!"
"COME ON!"
"OI!"
"PUT IT AWAY!"
"I'M THIRSTY!"
"I NEED TO PEE!"

"Welcome to obscure insurence"
"What is the freak insurence cover?"
"Uhm, people breaking into your home to squeal at you then smash a window to escape"
"Crazy insurence?"
"That one is very popular these days, it's incase somone wearing a diving suit comes and slaps you in the face"

"Verbal harrasment from fridges.... with beards!"

"Ronald McDonald would be rolling in his grave if he knew that"

"Oh no! Look! You are making the director kill herself..... with a finger gun of all things! No no no, it's not working!!!"

"She should. She's a she. All she's should. WE WILL BE SHE'S UNITED!"

"Don't poke him, I am busy annoying him."

"Sir? Can I go outside and chase the crows away so we don't have to listen to them?"
"No, we don't chase you away Shannon when we don't want to listen to you"

"And so the village cheif didn't eat the rainbow snake, instead they feasted on the burnt village idiot flesh and everyone was happy"

"I'm a curious person, I look at my wee in the mornings"

"If I poured this chair into that container shaped like Britiney Spears, would it take the shape of Britiney Spears?"

"I hear voices" - teacher during class, bit random.

Luke- "Ric roll me!"
Ric- "Okay!"
Ric actually rolls over Luke while he lays on the ground.
Luke- "I have been literally Ric rolled!"

Harriet- "Is Russia part of like America?"

My favourite-
"Johnny! Where's the car?"
"I don't know"
"Look up, what's that?"
Looks to tree then sighs.
"My car"
Coughing is heard.
"Michael! Get out of the boot!"

GO THE DDDD's!