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My band: www.missinglyrics.webs.com

Sooooo...

I´m from a little country, named Denmark.... Nice country btw.
I read to much, even my parents tell me to stop reading!
I LOVE music!

Random info about me:

I would take a bullet for a stranger
I think that everybody have the right to be who they are, as long as they don´t hurt anyone
When I´ll take over the world, I will rename Earth to: Unnamed so far...
I am a rainbow
I love flying
I truly believe that my flaws makes me perfect (Long explanation)
No-one takes me seriously (Annoying at times...)
I have a love/hate relationship with the color yellow
I LOVE Twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A true MCR fan is someone who likes their music! If you know allot of shit about them, it´s because you are obsessed (In a good way ;)). I´m not saying this to hurt anyone, but I´m tired of reading about: if you don´t know this, this and this about MCR, your not a fan!
It´s wrong! If you like their music, your a fan!

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If You Ever Felt ALONE
If You Ever Felt REJECTED
If You Ever Felt CONFUSED
If You Ever Felt LOST
If You Ever Felt ANXIOUS
If You Ever Felt WRONG
If You Ever Felt WRONGED
If You Ever Felt UNCLEAN
If You Ever Felt ANGRY
If You Ever Felt ASHAMED
If You Ever Felt CURIOUS
If You Ever Felt USED
Be Prepared To Feel REVENGE
Feel the ROMANCE
My BRUTAL Romance
My BEAUTIFUL Romance
My MISERABLE Romance
My X-RATED Romance
My HARLEQUIN Romance
My INOCCENT Romance
My SELFISH Romance
My WATERCOLOUR Romance
My CHILDISH Romance
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

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THIS IS GERARD WAY! IF YOU THINK HE IS CUTE PUT HIM ON YOUR PROFILE AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

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THIS IS FRANK IERO! PUT HIM ON YOUR PROFILE AND HELP HIM ON HIS WAY TO WORLD DOMINATION!

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THIS IS MIKEY WAY! PUT HIM ON YOUR PROFILE AND HELP HIM TO HAVE REVENGE ON BOB!

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THIS IS BOB BRYAR! HELP HIM TO CONTINUE SPREADING MIKEY'S NUMBER BY PUTTING HIM ON YOUR PROFILE!

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THIS IS RAY TORO! IF YOU THINK HE HAS A NICE HAIR, PUT HIM ON YOUR PROFILE!

Homophobia is Gay:
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I believe in a world where you don´t have to hide who you are!

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.
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You know you live in 2008 when......

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.

4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this on your Mibba page if you got owned, and you know you did!
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|..........| Put this on your
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|.......O| ever pushed a
|..........| door that said pull.
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If I wanted to fill my lungs with smoke I would go stick my head down a chimney.
If I wanted to loss my self and forget about the world I pick up a book.

Drugs are NOT cool. Be smart.
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???????? Put this on your
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Eat SKITTLES, it makes the world colourful
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´*•.¸ (*•.¸? ¸.•*´) ¸.•*´
?´¨`•°MY RANDOMNESS! °•´¨`?
.¸.•* (¸.•*´? *•.¸) `*•.¸
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"92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided that breathing wasn't cool!! Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hystarically in the background!!!

---92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile---

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
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I'm probably in the sky,
Flying with the fishes,
Or maybe in the ocean,
Swimming with the pigeons,
See? My world is
DIFFERENT
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If you wanna burn yourself, remember that I love you.
If you wanna cut yourself, remember that I love you.
If you wanna kill yourself, remember that I love you
Call me up before you're dead, maybe we can make some plans instead.
Send me a message, I'll be your friend.

(Funny, we this what we do to others around us, when we are selves, who hide the pain, are wishing someone would turn the blame.)
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She's got you fooled with her fake smiles and overly excited laughs.
She'll never show you her weakness.
She's dying inside and nobody will ever know.
She should win an award for her performance because she's the only one who knoes the truth.
Go ahead and call her crazy, but it's the only way she can get by without a single tear in her eye.
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Girl:Talk to her
Boy:I don't know. She won't ever like me
Girl:Don't say that, your amazing
Boy:I just want her to know how i feel
Girl:Then tell her
Boy:She won't like me......
Girl:How do you know that?
Boy:I can just tell
Girl:Well just tell her
Boy:What should i say?
Girl:Tell her how much you like her
Boy:I tell her that daily
Girl:What do you mean?
Boy:I'm always with her, I love her
Girl:I know how you feel I have the same problem, But he'll...never like me
Boy:Wait, who do you like?
Girl:Just, some boy
Boy:Oh......She doesn't like me either
Girl:She does
Boy:How do you know
Girl:Because who wouldn't like you?
Boy:You!
Girl:Your Right I don't like you, I love you!
Boy: I love you too
Girl:Anyways, aren't you going to talk to her
Boy:I just did
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?????????Put this on your channel
?????????if you are one of the
?????????11% that still
?????????love to ROCK!
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(\__/) this is Emobunny
(/// ^) copy to ur page if u love him....
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WITHOUT MUSIC LIFE WOULD BE A MISTAKE
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You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same
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You know, people are like slinkies. Basically useless, and yet it is so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
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My Chemical Romance Fans!
So we claim to be an army
To be part of any army, you need co-operation,
trust and bravery.
But why are some of our MCR soldiers turning
their backs on us?
To fall in line with a conformist society?
Is that what they want from us?
For us to FALTER and fall onto our knees?
We will NEVER BE AFRAID.
We will NEVER BACK DOWN
We will NEVER BE ALONE.
So it's time to celebrate. Not for MCR, for
the MCR Fans.
For the kids who are not okay.
For the kids who stuck by MCR to the very end.
For the kids who aren't afraid to walk this
FUCKING world alone.
On August 22nd, lower your guns soldiers.
Do something special for an MCR fan.
It's finally time to celebrate the Fans;
Who put up with everyone's shit
Who defend MCR
Who are told to cut their wrists because they
listen to My Chemical Romance.
August 22nd, My Chemical Fan's day.
If you're an MCR fan, repost this and spread
the world.
Let's unite this motherfucking army!
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Put this on your site if u would take a gun shot personally for some one you care for...
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Put this in your profile if..

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa
If you have ever run into a door
If you have ever tripped over your own feet
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal
If you have ever tripped down the stairs
If you have ever fallen up the stairs
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason
If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing
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“If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen-year-old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.” – Gerard Way
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“I'm sure you all have seen in the tabloids calling us some emo death cult. But I'm sure you know that we have never encouraged you to be anything than your f****** selves, and to never take any one else's mother-f****** s***!” – Gerard Way
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"We want you to live. We want to save your lives. You saved ours. We never want to let a single thing hurt any of you. And you should all know...if you support us...you are not a cult. You are a f****** ARMY." – Gerard Way (This is where the MCRmy comes from)
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"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops." - Mikey Way
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"We Encourage You.
Cold-Heartedly.
To Say Who The Fuck You Are.
And Express Yourself However
The Fuck You Want.
And Don't Ever Ever
Take Anybody's Fucking Shit.
Because You're Better Than Them,
Your Faster Than Them,
And God Damn It
Your Better Looking."
--Gerard Way
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"Sometimes it's hard to look in the mirror and be okay with the person looking back."- Pete Wentz
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"I remember looking at this dude,thinking I have to totally hangout with him for the rest of my life and make him absolutely miserable!" -Pete Wentz on Patrick
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"The only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that won't change when everything else will"- Pete Wentz
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ILOVEYOU is 8 letters but so is BULLSHIT
There's no I in TEAM but there is a M and an E and that spells ME
The best part of BELIEVE is the LIE
To finish first, first you must finish
Fail to plan, plan to fail
Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that
Good thing u cant die from a broken heart or I'd be 6 feet under
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My friends are the kind that
if the house was burning down
they would be making s'mores and hitting on the fireman
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My friends are the kind that
would spend their wholes lives
trying to drown a fish..
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Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes but when you look back everything is different
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Dr. Seuss' lost tongue twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line
from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
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"Life is very, very short, and you can choose to live it how you want. You can choose to dumb yourself down and not express yourself just so you can fit in, just so people won't dislike you. Or, you can fucking live." ~*~Gerard Way
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I am the type of girl:
who laughs when people die in movies,
who only cries when she's alone, (even though I NEVER cry--seriously)
who is too smart for her own good,
who will argue forever over stupid things,
who day dreams far too much,
who acts like she's okay,
who will talk to characters in her head,
who will deny change as long as she can.
I'm the type of girl who is becoming her own person.
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There are FOUR WAYS

Right Way Wrong Way Gerard Way Mikey Way!
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My Chemical Romance is living proof of what can be achieved by self-proclaimed geeks and outcasts. Brothers Gerard and Mikey Way, Ray Toro, Frank Iero, and Bob Bryar had a dream and chased it. Through every setback and challenge-like ditching original drummer Matt Pelissier and Gerard's wild drug and alcohol abuse and subsequent recovery the guys pulled together and made it happen. If you believe in MCR. And if you love them with all of your heart, Repost this
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Quotes
"This is a band that will save your life."
"I would date Gerard."
"I've never downloaded anything, really. I'm anti-computer and I enjoy buying records."
"I wanna go to bed now!"
"Asshole. I was such an asshole! Uhhh Delinquent. I was told I was too intelligent for my own good but I don't know about that. I didn't like authority and this was at ten!"
"If you don't listen, you're never gonna learn."
"People never cease to amaze us."
"Something is vibrating!"
"Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one."
"Yes we are currently on tour for the rest of our natural lives."
"I'd be an honest politician."
"Homophobia is GAY."
"Yeah he said if we don't shoot our second video with him he would come and take our pets so we called him up and said 'Hey it's about that time we need another video"
"Do you really want posters of us on your bedroom wall spitting on each other and puking up? If you do you're fucking crazy"
"She kissed my hands without my permission...Its a little wet now."
"In our band, its the five of us against the world"
"I didn't get to keep any of the clothes, I bought mine for .00 at the Salvation Army."
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90% of teens get caught up in drugs every day. Put this in your profile if you're addicted to chocolate instead.
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“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.” Gerard Way
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“I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.” Gerard Way
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“Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherf****r, stick up your middle finger, and scream F**K YOU!” Gerard Way
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“If you don't go to highschool you will definitely go to jail.” Gerard Way
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“The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.” Gerard Way
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“Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f****n' princess!” Gerard Way
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“So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.” Gerard Way
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Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...
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Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini skirt with a tshirt that barely covers anything?
Isnt it funny you can change your music! taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music! and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
ISNT IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone?
Are you laughing?
Isnt it funny how an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
ISNT IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music! you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
Im not laughing!
ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
ISNT IT FUNNY that you can call the emos, punks and the goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
ISNT IT FUNNY HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOURNOTEMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS.
KEEP ON LAUGHING!
Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life
without knowing her situation with her friends
or or her family
or her LIFE
BRAVE IS NOT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT
SAYING A SPEECH
BRAVE IS NOT
DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS. . .

. . . . . LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND
BEING PROUD OF IT.
KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS.
GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET.
GOING TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS.

KEEP ON LAUGHING.
Put this on your profile if you agree...
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????
you say pink
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i say black and eww
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you say Zac Effron
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I say Gerard Way
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You say Brittany Spears
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I say Amy Lee
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You say Pop
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I Say Rock, Alternative, Punk, Emo
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You say Hannah Montana
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I say Freak!
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You say I don't fit the cookie cutter image
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I say COOKIES!!! WHERE!?!
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You say Parris Hilton
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I say Drew Barrymore
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You say im Weird
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I Say "So?"
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PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE (This is funny READ IT..NOW!!)

*Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
*Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
*The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
*Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
*Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
*The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it’s soaked with tears and blood.
*The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
*Gerard Way sleeps with a night-light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
*Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
*A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
*Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
*Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
*Mikey Way can speak braille.
*Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
*Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
*If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
*Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
*Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assassination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
*Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
*The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
*When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
*Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
*Mikey Way is like a Tsunami; if you can see him coming it's already too late.
*Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff marshmallow man.
*When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
*Frank Iero ordered a Big Mac from Burger King...And Got one.
*Guns don't kill people, Mikey Way kills people.
*Gerard Way doesn't sleep, he waits.
*There is no chin under Bob Bryar's beard, only a third fist.
*When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Ray Toro
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Frank Ireo has allowed to live.
*Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mikey Way.
*When Gerard Way does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
*Bob Bryar is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
*Ray Toro’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
*Frank Iero doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
*Mikey Way gave Mona Lisa that smile.
*Gerard Way does not get frostbite. Gerard Way bites frost.
*Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Bobtatorship.
*Ray Toro once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
*When Frank Iero falls in water, Frank Iero doesn't get wet. Water gets Frank Iero.
*Mikey Way's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
*When Gerard Way has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women
*Bob Bryar doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
*Ray Toro CAN believe it's not butter.
*A picture is worth a thousand words. A Frank Iero is worth 1 billion words.
*Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Mikey Way calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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“Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework goes in the trash. Mobile phones are being used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Bikes become cars. Kisses turn into sex. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? Dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran the fastest. War was only a card game. And the only drug you knew was cough medicine. Wearing a skirt didn’t make you a slut. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? And we couldn’t wait to grow up"
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Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
_SKITTLES OR MnMS?_
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
Okay new subject.Boxers briefs man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
_OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?_
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: you guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
_OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?_
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa.Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
_OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU MCR,AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE_
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!
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Annoying things to do on the elevator:

[1] CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

[2] STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

[3] WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

[4] GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

[5] MEOW occasionally.

[6] STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

[7] SAY -DING at each floor.

[8] SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

[9] MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

[10] STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

[11] WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

[12] TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

[13] DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

[14] WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

[15] PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

[16] ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

[17] HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

[18] DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

[19] BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

[20] PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
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"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?”
Ever so sadly funny.
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If guns kill people.. Can I blame mispelled words on my pencil?

I'm fine.
F.ucked up.
I.nsecure.
N.eurotic.
E.motional.
Just fine.

"It's better to own a gun and not use it, than to not own one and need it."

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95% of teens try drugs if you are part of the 5% that likes coffee and hasn't tried drugs put this in your profile

LOVE

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: If I left would you cry?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Which would you pick, me or your life?
Boy: My life.

Hearing this, the girl turns and starts running away with tears. The boy chases after her and stops her.
Boy:
You don’t cross my mind because you are always on my mind.
I don’t like you because I love you.
I don’t want you because I need you.
If you left I would die, not cry.
I wouldn’t live for you because I would die for you.
I wouldn’t do anything for you because I would do everything for you.

But I would still pick my life because you are my life.

*Put this on your profile if you agree*

~NOBODY IS PERFECT SO DONT EXPECT ANYTHING CLOSE TO PERFECTION OUT OF ANYONE~

~ALWAYS BE URSELF CAUSE THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND AND THOSE WHO DONT MATTER MIND~

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If I wanted to fill my lungs with smoke I would go stick my head down a chimney.
If I wanted to loss my self and forget about the world I pick up a book.

Drugs are NOT cool. Be smart.
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Love Is Love.

***Don't wait for the perfect moment;
take the moment and make it perfect.***

I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you would leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete everyone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born, I was BLACK "
"When I grew up, I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick, I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold, I'm BLACK, "
"When I die, I'll be BLACK."
"But, you sir..."
"When you are born, you're PINK".
"When you grow up, you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn RED, "
"When you're cold, you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die, you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you HATE racism.

Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
(in the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you
quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had
cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of
your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything
that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or
you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West
Virginia together!
Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you
& I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from
what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining &
griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that
came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised
me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't
comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused
with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the
49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my
sister had just borrowed 50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it
out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my
job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you
were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope
you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that
the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take
care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was
born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.

If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

The world is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups.

If you're a girl and you've ever beaten a guy in an arm wrestle, copy this into your profile!
(Sorry girls only)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this too your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

"when the rich rage war it's the poor who die"
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post this on your page if you want world peace.

F- Fight for you
R- Respect you
I- Inspire you
E- Encourage you
N- Need you
D- Deserve you
S- Stand by you
I love my friends. <3

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors and eeny meeny minny moe solve everything then put this in your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

If you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend (Because he's mine) copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.( sometimes...they don't get along well with my other voice though.)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, Emmett, or Jasper, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" or "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love one of them so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

Anyway, talk to me! I won´t bite...