Slappy
- Name
- Mariah
- Age
- 17
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- December 22nd, 2006
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Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming
My name is Slappy.. I don't like people. I do like food. And music. Yes, that too. I also like to eat walking tacos and turn myself into a human burrito by wrapping myself in several blankets. I like reading books. Sometimes. Unless they're about sparkly vampires. wtf?
I don't smoke and I don't drink and if you've got a problem with that you can take it up with my fist. His name is Josef.
I have a brother that I occasionally would like to beat the snot out of, and I've got a sister who lives in Michigan. I don't like going to school, not for the fact that it's school, I mean I'm all up for the learning. Just remove the people.I personally think Green Day is awesome. So is Aerosmith. And odd techno music. wtf is this crap I'm listening to?
I don't know. But I like it.
Did I mention I like food?
ONCE UPON A TIME..
We were at the beach...everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under a dock and there they saw a rock. But it wasn't a rock. It was a rock lobster.
The End.
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming
My name is Slappy.. I don't like people. I do like food. And music. Yes, that too. I also like to eat walking tacos and turn myself into a human burrito by wrapping myself in several blankets. I like reading books. Sometimes. Unless they're about sparkly vampires. wtf?
I don't smoke and I don't drink and if you've got a problem with that you can take it up with my fist. His name is Josef.
I have a brother that I occasionally would like to beat the snot out of, and I've got a sister who lives in Michigan. I don't like going to school, not for the fact that it's school, I mean I'm all up for the learning. Just remove the people.I personally think Green Day is awesome. So is Aerosmith. And odd techno music. wtf is this crap I'm listening to?
I don't know. But I like it.
Did I mention I like food?
ONCE UPON A TIME..
We were at the beach...everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under a dock and there they saw a rock. But it wasn't a rock. It was a rock lobster.
The End.
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
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