TakeTheStage

Where to begin,
oh where to begin...
Well for starters,
I'm Natty Bat.
I happen to be quite a straight-up OG.
Joooookes.

So how to explain this...
I am having a great deal of difficulty summing up who I am to any one who cares to read this.
I think no one can really use words to describe who they are.
It's something we all have to experience through meeting someone.
I mean, strangers are just friends we haven't met, right?
Cheesy?
PSHHHFT. Yeah...whatever.

Anyways, I guess this goes against what I was just ranting about, but pshhft.
I can try to describe myself.
[Sorry if this sounds redilculous...]

I am quite odd, I guess.
I'm only saying it because almost everyone I meet tells me that.
I like a lot of dumb stuff that I don't feel like getting into.
You won't care anyways, so it's ohk.

Feel free to judge me,
laugh at me,
laugh with me,
call me names (I'll call you names back),
dance with me,
tell me I'm ______ (insert adjective here),
tell me a joke,
and i dunno...
feel free to do pretty much anything.
but stay away from my vagina.
alright okay.

Moving on though...

I could list a few random things about me, I guess, so here we go:
Everyone likes music, I follow said trend.
I spend a very large portion of my time dyeing hair.
I can't stand the cold. It makes it hard to wiggle my toes.
I like to laugh at myself.
There's nothing wrong being a homo. Homo's are great.

Hmmmm. What else...

I dunno.

My final quick words of advice to anyone willing to take it:
Personally, I love to experiment with things.
I like to try new stuff.
Expanding your horizons is a wonderful thing to do.
Push yourself out of your comfort zone.
Who knows?
It might take you somewhere you never expected to go.

Glad you took the time to read this bullcrap. haha
Fell free to message me about my random rant of a profile.
Or anything, really.
Anything works for me.

Paaaaaaace.