Smogle
- Name
- Sierra
- Age
- 14
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- October 16th, 2008
This is what I brought you, This you can keep
The Crazies in room 666
Latest update: Part 7 on January 19th, 2010My Crazy Grandma
Latest update: Part 1 on December 25th, 2009Dance
Latest update: Part 1 on December 23rd, 2009Free Hugs!
Latest update: Part 1 on December 22nd, 2009Fearful Shadows
Latest update: Part 1 on December 12th, 2009Polar Opposites
Latest update: Part 13 on December 10th, 2009Heaven
Latest update: Part 1 on December 3rd, 2009Never Sleep, Never Die
Latest update: Part 1 on November 28th, 2009I Have Taken Over Now
Latest update: Part 1 on November 15th, 2009Terribly Wrong
Latest update: Part 2 on October 24th, 2009
This is what I brought, you may forget me
I am from
August 26th, 2009
I promise to depart,
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My headings are the lyrics to prelude 12/21 by AFI
Pssst!: Join this contest... /Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken- insane asylum contest
ITS 2010! :]
What I'm currently working on:
Phobia contest-0% done
Make me cry contest entry- 10% done
Chapter 15 of P.O.- 0% done
Elimination contest I'm apart of:
So you call yourself a writer??
I'm apart of the black team...
"Edward Cullen is a carnivorous disco ball!!!" (don't ask)
Hey ya! Welcome to my profile...I had this FAQ thing up about me but I didn't like it cuz it messed up my page, but whatever.
Oh Em&Emmerz is the reason why my profile actually has a layout and not one of those premade ones! Be jealous! XD
*This is stuff about me*
My name is Sierra! Go ahead and call me whatever you would like! :) As long its not rude.
If I said I was short, then I would be lying...I'm 5'6".
My favorite band: Three Days Grace!
I am usually polite and friendly unless you do something to make me cross. (like the word? x])
If I say anything that sounds mean then I probably didn't know it sounded mean it unless you said something mean to me first.
The day I was born and given a name was Janurary 27th 1996, so that means I'm 13 close to being 14! :]
I'm in 8th grade.
I just got a new guitar..I named it Elric!
I also have a camera I named Alphonse! (Hahah FMA! :])
I'm in color guard and I have practice every monday and friday at 6:00pm..(Going by central time..in case you're wondering.)
I seriously love the show: Courage the Cowardly dog! I don't care if I'm a little too old to like cartoons..I still love that show! :)
When I'm older I want to be a neurologist. (Brain Surgeon) I can't spell the word so I have no idea if its right.
I'm usually pretty shy and stuff. I am most likely not to walk up to someone and say hi...more than likely I'll just wait until I'm noticed. If we have a team thing..I don't usually try to take charge. I like to let others take charge and I'll just go with the flow. I only take charge if it seems like nobody else is.
Whats up ?:
I should really be working on my homework so I don't fail. Would someone like to encourage me? I didn't think so!
I watched the move avatar today, the special effects were amazing!
Color guard!
Heres just a warning:
I'm weirder than a cow on a tricycle! and let me tell you...that is weird! xD Let me know if you've seen one, because you either have to: quit smoking whatever your smoking or you have to go in a happy place with a jacket that lets you hug yourself and a padded room where you can bounce on the walls! x]
I usually only talk to ppl if they send me a friend request, or they talk to me first. I will always say: "Thanks for joining my contest!" or "Thanks for commenting on my story!" I rarely welcome people anymore...I guess I'm less nice now? x] You leave me a comment or send me a friend request and I'll talk to ya."
I am a proud member of the Tea club!
it has been made by me and my friend Emily
We are both the co-leader of the club! :)
Things you have to do or have:
You have to drink Tea
You have to talk like british ppl
You have to have fancy pants from Walmart
You also have to ask me or Emily to join!
You have to eat cookies, skittles, and those finger sandwiches!
You MUST like hugs! (that is like an ABSOLUTE must!)
One of the many tea powers you get from joining:
Being able to sense when someone is talking about tea! XD
Our Theme song: Acting British by J Bigga! (click on it to hear it)
Tea club members:
Sierra(Me)
Emily
Nadine
Bowie
Dustin (the only boy! x])
(ask me or her to join)
My favorite bands are: Linkin Park, Paramore, Pink Evanescence,Flyleaf, Hollywood Undead, Three Days Grace,Seether, Hinder, Nickleback,and 3 Doors down.
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I love the animes: Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Vampire Knight, Shugo Chara,and Bleach.
I love the mangas: Naruto, Vampire Knight, Full Metal Alchemist, and Shugo Chara.
Fave character from Naruto: Sakura
Fave character from VK: Zero
Fave characters from SC: Ikuto and Yoru! (I can't decide!)
Fave character from Bleach:Rukia
Fave character from FMA: Ed!
okay websites I am apart of:
Youtube: 1sasusaku27 or add my back up: Kamati27
Quibblo: UchihaLover27
Gaia Online: Kamati-chan
Photobucket: Smogle (all the banners and stuff are on this account)
Quizilla: 1soonergirl27 or 1soccergirl27
Twitter: Kamati27
Pyzam: Kamati
Flixster: soonergirl27
OMGPOP: Kamati
DeviantART: Kamati-chan (if you want me to draw something then let me know, just don't expect it to be any better than my only picture on here)
If you want my facebook, friendster,myspace, or all three: Ask me! I don't give those out to just anybody! but everything else that i listed up there go right ahead and add me!
Oh and before you go, you should probably know:
THIS IS MINE AND MYCKKA-IMOUTO-SAN'S SPARKLY HERO! xD
^^ I find this funny:
MWHAHAHAHA I HAVE FOUND MORE THINGS TO COPY ONTO MY PROFILE! (I'M BORED, OKAY? Dude or Dudette, you can skip these if you want to...they take up like half of my about section.)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If you spend hours reading, writing, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an unhealthy obsession with reading books and fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara,slytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01. Mistieana, Smogle,
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Mistieana, Smogle
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! And/or if you're one of the 2 who hasn't been or drunk alcohol. (I had Champagne when I was nine but Dad wanted us to taste it for New Years. I spat it out when I tasted it, nasty stuff. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.)(no that line does not belong to me, it comes from the movie Princess Bride. If you haven't seen that movie go out right now and watch it.) LinkFangirl01. Yuk Achohol. It smells horrible ! How can people like that stuff!) Mistieana, Smogle
If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile
Month One
Mommy
I am only eight inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Everytime I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heartbeat is my favorite lullaby.
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Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me You could definetly tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It's so warm and nice in here.
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Month Three
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you cant hear me.
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Month Four
Mommy
My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can curl my hand and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs I am becoming quite good at it too.
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Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, whats ambortion?
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Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I dont like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I cant get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME!
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Month Seven
Mommy
I am OK. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about ambortion. Mommy, why didnt you want me?
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Every abortion is just...
One more heart that was stopped
Two more eyes that will never see
Two more hands that will never touch
Two more legs that will never run
One more mouth that will never speak.
Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies.
If you are against abortion copy and paste!!
I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker, hammock, and LAMP!) copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels
If you think people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
Here are some funny lables on products. It shows just how dumb people are.
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(has there been a problem with this?).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
("But officer it says no purchase nessary!")
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(huh, okay thats what I was gonna do anyways.)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(Good idea! Maybe I should try that....).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(And you couldn't have told me this before)?
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(Isn't that kind of the point of heating it?)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(I'll make sure to remember that next time.)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(Because in the near future Children will be able to operate machinery and drive a car.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(Thats pretty much why you should take it if you need help sleeping. :])
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(How can I use it wrong then?)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(OMG! PEANUTS CONTAIN NUTS?! :O I just made a new discovery, kids!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(OMG YOU JUST BLEW MY FUCKIN' MIND! :O)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Damn...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(um.....okay...I'll tell my dad you said so.)’
On a clipping pen: Not For Climbing
(Kay! :])
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(I will not stab any children...I will only stab adults! Just kidding!)
For external use only!" -- On a curling iron. (I wasn't gonna use it any other way...O.o)
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden. (huh...I would've never known)
"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.(Thats what I have a toothbrush for!)
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller. (Maybe thats why it wasn't folding! x])
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station. (Good luck with prosecuting a dead person.)
"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer. (I was NOT planning on doing that.)
(Don't worry...all the copy and paste stuff is over now...Or is it?! No just kidding! It is...until I find more! >:] )
Made by Lexxi_Electrickk! :)
Pssst!: Join this contest... /Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken- insane asylum contest
ITS 2010! :]
What I'm currently working on:
Phobia contest-0% done
Make me cry contest entry- 10% done
Chapter 15 of P.O.- 0% done
Elimination contest I'm apart of:
So you call yourself a writer??
I'm apart of the black team...
"Edward Cullen is a carnivorous disco ball!!!" (don't ask)
Hey ya! Welcome to my profile...I had this FAQ thing up about me but I didn't like it cuz it messed up my page, but whatever.
Oh Em&Emmerz is the reason why my profile actually has a layout and not one of those premade ones! Be jealous! XD
*This is stuff about me*
My name is Sierra! Go ahead and call me whatever you would like! :) As long its not rude.
If I said I was short, then I would be lying...I'm 5'6".
My favorite band: Three Days Grace!
I am usually polite and friendly unless you do something to make me cross. (like the word? x])
If I say anything that sounds mean then I probably didn't know it sounded mean it unless you said something mean to me first.
The day I was born and given a name was Janurary 27th 1996, so that means I'm 13 close to being 14! :]
I'm in 8th grade.
I just got a new guitar..I named it Elric!
I also have a camera I named Alphonse! (Hahah FMA! :])
I'm in color guard and I have practice every monday and friday at 6:00pm..(Going by central time..in case you're wondering.)
I seriously love the show: Courage the Cowardly dog! I don't care if I'm a little too old to like cartoons..I still love that show! :)
When I'm older I want to be a neurologist. (Brain Surgeon) I can't spell the word so I have no idea if its right.
I'm usually pretty shy and stuff. I am most likely not to walk up to someone and say hi...more than likely I'll just wait until I'm noticed. If we have a team thing..I don't usually try to take charge. I like to let others take charge and I'll just go with the flow. I only take charge if it seems like nobody else is.
Whats up ?:
I should really be working on my homework so I don't fail. Would someone like to encourage me? I didn't think so!
I watched the move avatar today, the special effects were amazing!
Color guard!
Heres just a warning:
I'm weirder than a cow on a tricycle! and let me tell you...that is weird! xD Let me know if you've seen one, because you either have to: quit smoking whatever your smoking or you have to go in a happy place with a jacket that lets you hug yourself and a padded room where you can bounce on the walls! x]
I usually only talk to ppl if they send me a friend request, or they talk to me first. I will always say: "Thanks for joining my contest!" or "Thanks for commenting on my story!" I rarely welcome people anymore...I guess I'm less nice now? x] You leave me a comment or send me a friend request and I'll talk to ya."
I am a proud member of the Tea club!
it has been made by me and my friend Emily
We are both the co-leader of the club! :)
Things you have to do or have:
You have to drink Tea
You have to talk like british ppl
You have to have fancy pants from Walmart
You also have to ask me or Emily to join!
You have to eat cookies, skittles, and those finger sandwiches!
You MUST like hugs! (that is like an ABSOLUTE must!)
One of the many tea powers you get from joining:
Being able to sense when someone is talking about tea! XD
Our Theme song: Acting British by J Bigga! (click on it to hear it)
Tea club members:
Sierra(Me)
Emily
Nadine
Bowie
Dustin (the only boy! x])
(ask me or her to join)
My favorite bands are: Linkin Park, Paramore, Pink Evanescence,Flyleaf, Hollywood Undead, Three Days Grace,Seether, Hinder, Nickleback,and 3 Doors down.
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I love the animes: Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Vampire Knight, Shugo Chara,and Bleach.
I love the mangas: Naruto, Vampire Knight, Full Metal Alchemist, and Shugo Chara.
Fave character from Naruto: Sakura
Fave character from VK: Zero
Fave characters from SC: Ikuto and Yoru! (I can't decide!)
Fave character from Bleach:Rukia
Fave character from FMA: Ed!
okay websites I am apart of:
Youtube: 1sasusaku27 or add my back up: Kamati27
Quibblo: UchihaLover27
Gaia Online: Kamati-chan
Photobucket: Smogle (all the banners and stuff are on this account)
Quizilla: 1soonergirl27 or 1soccergirl27
Twitter: Kamati27
Pyzam: Kamati
Flixster: soonergirl27
OMGPOP: Kamati
DeviantART: Kamati-chan (if you want me to draw something then let me know, just don't expect it to be any better than my only picture on here)
If you want my facebook, friendster,myspace, or all three: Ask me! I don't give those out to just anybody! but everything else that i listed up there go right ahead and add me!
Oh and before you go, you should probably know:
THIS IS MINE AND MYCKKA-IMOUTO-SAN'S SPARKLY HERO! xD
^^ I find this funny:
MWHAHAHAHA I HAVE FOUND MORE THINGS TO COPY ONTO MY PROFILE! (I'M BORED, OKAY? Dude or Dudette, you can skip these if you want to...they take up like half of my about section.)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If you spend hours reading, writing, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an unhealthy obsession with reading books and fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara,slytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01. Mistieana, Smogle,
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Mistieana, Smogle
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! And/or if you're one of the 2 who hasn't been or drunk alcohol. (I had Champagne when I was nine but Dad wanted us to taste it for New Years. I spat it out when I tasted it, nasty stuff. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.)(no that line does not belong to me, it comes from the movie Princess Bride. If you haven't seen that movie go out right now and watch it.) LinkFangirl01. Yuk Achohol. It smells horrible ! How can people like that stuff!) Mistieana, Smogle
If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile
Month One
Mommy
I am only eight inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Everytime I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heartbeat is my favorite lullaby.
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Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me You could definetly tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It's so warm and nice in here.
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Month Three
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you cant hear me.
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Month Four
Mommy
My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can curl my hand and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs I am becoming quite good at it too.
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Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, whats ambortion?
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Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I dont like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I cant get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME!
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Month Seven
Mommy
I am OK. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about ambortion. Mommy, why didnt you want me?
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Every abortion is just...
One more heart that was stopped
Two more eyes that will never see
Two more hands that will never touch
Two more legs that will never run
One more mouth that will never speak.
Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies.
If you are against abortion copy and paste!!
I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker, hammock, and LAMP!) copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels
If you think people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
Here are some funny lables on products. It shows just how dumb people are.
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(has there been a problem with this?).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
("But officer it says no purchase nessary!")
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(huh, okay thats what I was gonna do anyways.)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(Good idea! Maybe I should try that....).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(And you couldn't have told me this before)?
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(Isn't that kind of the point of heating it?)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(I'll make sure to remember that next time.)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(Because in the near future Children will be able to operate machinery and drive a car.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(Thats pretty much why you should take it if you need help sleeping. :])
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(How can I use it wrong then?)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(OMG! PEANUTS CONTAIN NUTS?! :O I just made a new discovery, kids!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(OMG YOU JUST BLEW MY FUCKIN' MIND! :O)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Damn...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(um.....okay...I'll tell my dad you said so.)’
On a clipping pen: Not For Climbing
(Kay! :])
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(I will not stab any children...I will only stab adults! Just kidding!)
For external use only!" -- On a curling iron. (I wasn't gonna use it any other way...O.o)
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden. (huh...I would've never known)
"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.(Thats what I have a toothbrush for!)
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller. (Maybe thats why it wasn't folding! x])
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station. (Good luck with prosecuting a dead person.)
"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer. (I was NOT planning on doing that.)
(Don't worry...all the copy and paste stuff is over now...Or is it?! No just kidding! It is...until I find more! >:] )
Made by Lexxi_Electrickk! :)
And lay me to sleep