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England's Dreaming

England's Dreaming
Name
Madison Lawson
Age
16
Gender
Female
Location
United States
Joined date
October 22nd, 2008

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MentalMasturbation
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Break the Silence
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About

My common sense is tingling.

Wait a minute. We aren't gonna fight Doom. No one told me that. I want lawyer. I want my mommy. I want my lawyer's mommy.

Why do I do this? Three reasons: the pay is good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives.

Joygasm!

I put the "whore" in "horrifying."

Yoohoo. I'll make you famous!

Nobody calls Han Solo a dirtbag!

The name's Madison Dyann. I'm the kind of person that writes a paragraph of something, rereads it decides it's shit and then erases all of it. In fact I just did that. There was a paragraph here and now it's replaced with this, and I know you're just dying to know what was here before, and in case you didn't catch on that was sarcasm. I know you don't care. I'm the kind of person that was a habitual liar from age five to age fifteen and at fifteen I started telling the blunt truth face the facts if you don't like it go home and slash your wrists. I'm the kind of person that doesn't like to wear makeup because she thinks only insecure people wear it. I'm the kind of person that will typically force myself to hate the things everyone else likes just because when everyone else says they loved it I can say hey I hate that, and be different. I want to stand out but I want to be invisible all at the same time. I'm the type of person that's confused but never wants to admit it. I'm the type of person that thinks this is all bull shit but does it anyway cause she's bored. I'm a self centered, ego-maniacal, misanthropic asshole.

When other girls wanted to be vampires, I wanted to be BATMAN.

We are young
We have Heart
Born in this world as it all falls apart

This use to be a fun house.

Captain, if your mother saw you do that, she'd be very upset.

This whole thing is F.U.B.A.R.

Screws just fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

We should have shotguns for this.

That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

Go ahead... make my millennium.

"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the Male-Driven United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one white, heterosexual nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all born and unborn in the majority." - Dancing Caveman

"I came, I saw, I conquered." -Julius Caesar

"A lie told often enough becomes the truth." - Vladimir Lenin

Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen

Man, what are you doing with a gun in space?

Eat floor. High fiber.

Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey.

I love fucking with the clergy.

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

Ian Malcolm: "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs..."
Dr. Ellie Sattler: "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth..."

You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

I lie to everyone. What makes you so special?

If you're gonna talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk. Otherwise you'll be lined in chalk.

If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath-- would you be standing in the horror section?

Did you guys see the size of that chicken?

It feels like fourteen carats
But no clarity
When I look at the man who would be king
Goes to the desert
The same war his dad rehearsed
Comes back with flags on coffins and says
“We won, oh we won”

But Johnny has the keys!

I found the cure to growing older.

Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.

Would you guys please hurry up, I'm breaking like 20 major laws right now.

The price is wrong, bitch!

Hey, if I saw myself is clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.

If I wanted a kiss I'd call your mother.

Bandwagon's full
Please, catch another


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