Aya-Chan!

"I was lying in my bed the other night, staring up at the stars and I wondered: where the fuck is my ceiling?"

Beware to all, I have a serious typo problem. Ignore those though and you'd probably like my stories. Probably.

I'm not anti-gun, I'm just pro-knife. Killing someone with a knife takes work, you have to chase them down first. We'd create a generation of excellent runners. ^.^ Plus, no one ever killed themself while cleaning their KNIFE.

I also don't get the point of saying 'Happy Memorial Day.' The words 'happy' and 'memorial' should never be in the same phrase ever! Think about it, saying 'Happy Memorial Day' is like saying 'Enjoy the Funeral" or "Merry Nine-Eleven."

Love
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: If i left would you cry?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Which would you pick me or your life?
Boy: My life

Hearing this, the girl turns and starts running away with tears filling her eyes. The boy chases after her and stops her.

Boy:
you don't cross my mind because your always on my mind.
I don't like you because i love you.
I don't want you be because i need you.
If you left i would die, not cry.
I wouldn't live for you because i would die for you.
I wouldn't do anything for you because i would do everything for you.

But I would still pick my life..... because you are my life

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

^_^If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profiLe^_^

^_^If you have ever had a mad Laughing fit for absoLutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profiLe^_^

If you've ever tripped UP the stairs, add this to your profiLe.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, while you're sober, add this to your profiLe.

If you've ever embarrassed yourself in front of your crush(s), copy and paste this into your profiLe.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profiLe.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profiLe.

****If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your homepage****

if you've ever forgot something completely important but remembered something utterly stupid at the same time, post this on ur profile

If Nick Jonas said it wasn't cool to breathe, 99% of all teen girls would die. If you're one of the 1% that would be laughing, put this on your profile

99% of teenagers would probably soil themselves, then pass out if they found out that Miley Cyrus was going 2 jump off a cliff. Raise ur hand if ur 1 of the 1% that would be sitting on ur couch with a bowl of popcorn yelling "JUMP idiot

90% of teens get caught up in drugs every day. Put this in your profile if you're addicted to chocolate instead

This was written by a guy.
Girls need to realize
-We don't care if you talk to other guys.
-We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
--It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
-We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
--Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
till the morning.
-Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
-The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
-Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.
-Let us pay for you!
dont "feel bad"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."
-Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
-You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
-We like you for who you are and not what you are.
honestly, i think a girl looks just as beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my
tshirt and boxers, instead of all dolled up
-Don't take everything we say seriously.
-Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
-Don't get angry easily.
-Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
-Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,T.I, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
-Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )
-Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change. ditch his sorry ass, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance
Guys repost this if you agree
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.