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I ABSOLUTELY LOVE my friends. For those of you that don't know what that is, I shall spare you the 10 minutess that it would take to find it in the dictionary...

Friends (pl. noun) - People who would stick by you, even when you make a complete arse out of yourself; they love you like relatives (sometimes more, OOOH!); would do anything with you; support your insane celebrity crushes...etc.

Yes. That is more-or-less what a friend is. My best friends in the UNIVERSE are Kanga Haley (Molly!!!!!!!!!!) and Tigger (inside joke --> ) Jonas (Donna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Of course I love my Jonas boys, as well, especially Frank the Tank, but in my non-Jonas time, I love Kanga and Tigger, sometimes more, who are not quite as boy crazy as I am, but insane just like me, in the most literal un-literal sense of the word.

Of course people hate me and what I believe in (CHRISTIAN!), but I don't really...care anymore... You get used to hate when you get death threats everyday because you know people *cough*...trust me.
Hate is just people being jealous...I accept it, no, scratch that, I EMBRACE IT.
It makes me feel like I have a reason (another) to live.; obviously, if people envy my life so much that they have to hate me...

I will be nice to you, if you're nice to me. Simple as cheesecake.
No hate/death threats/rudeness/extreme cursing/or any other MEAN thing shall be tolerated...
My cheese doesn't roll that way, deal with it.

If you want to know anything about my boys (what I call them), talk to me... Oh, wait, except for one small, insignificant (SARCASM, I use that alot, too!) thing:
I WILL NOT GIVE OUT PHONE NUMBERS, ADDRESSES, EMAILS, AIMS, HOTMAILS, MYSPACE, OR ANYTHING ELSE PERSONAL ABOUT THE JONASES, SO IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, THEN SAVE YOU TIME AND COMPUTER POWER, AND DON'T MESSAGE ME/COMMENT ME/WHATEVER ELSE YOU CAN DO ALRIGHT?

Now that we've got that out of the way...

I have ADD (or maybe ADHD, the doctors don't know fully yet), but I can tell you that
1) I am easily distracted and go off on tangents (too much!)
2) I am as hyper as Joe, Frankie and Kayla put together, so if you befriends me, brace yourself!

I have spur-of-the-moment thoughts, ideas, and most often, I remember things at random times, so, I'm sorry, but if I ask you/tell you something completely random and having nothing to do with what we're conversing about, please forgive me...
I'm only an ADD-afflicted human...

Completely OBSESSIVE, MORE-THAN-INSANE fan-girls make me laugh; not AT them, but because I'm so very like them, and the sad thing is
I KNOW CELEBRITIES!!!!!!!!! You'd think I'd be over it by now... :)

I have asthma (who doesn't now!) and I've had it since I was 2...

I have a dog, Roxie, 2 cats, whose names shall be Senor Winnie the Pooh and Blue Eyes Whit Kitty for all intents and purposes, and a ferret, whom I name Malfoy after the wonderful ferret-portrayal of Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (did I mention that I'm a Harry Potter addict, as well?)

If I had to describe myself in one word it would be either: fan-girl, insane, weird, mental, musical, or dramatic (ACTING IS MY PASSION!)...or all of those, if applicable.

If you don't know me...you're lucky : )
If you do know me...I'm sorry/ you're lucky too...! : P

I may know the Jonases...

HOWEVER...
My life does not completely revolve around them... I've tried to...well, no necessarily move on, but not to depend on them so much... I've made other friends (who, fortunately for me, are not sick with Jonas-fever), lived my life to the FULLEST, and...matured SLIGHTLY more than Joe... HAHA! (hence, the word slightly)
I'm extremely blessed to live with my parents and younger brother(s) and/or sister(s) (what it it, you'll never know...I could be an only child...), and all of the people who love me and would give their lives for me (and vice-versa), and while the Jonases were my best friends before the whole fame-thing happened, I reconise that they have fans to deal with, and fame to enjoy, so I do not hold them responsible for contacting me more than they do already...

There's one more thing I feel compelled to say, here, on national internet website...

I LOVE MY LIFE, MY FAMILY, MY FRIENDS, AND MOST OF ALL:

MY PARTNERS-IN-CRIME AND MY BOYS!

~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~

This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(" )_(" ) JONAGE! lol

Name: Evolette A.-M.

Hometown: Manchester, UK, but living in NJ at the moment!

Age: 16

Ethnicity: PORTUGUESE, British, Spanish, American (very little) and Mexican (very little again)

Major: High school, but Forensic Science or Acting, JONAS!

Height: 5Ft 5.5in (all 5s!)

Weight: 127 lbs

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JONAS BROTHERS STUFF:

If you love the Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OJD then copy and paste this into your profile.

I definitely DON'T appreciate people tearing them down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have to. But, hey...Their personalities are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but their still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then your not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is longer and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas' boy of them all. Your hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them, would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like them, they've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the crap out of me. They still make great music, their still adorable, they still love their loyal fans they have, their NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 3 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond mad at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. I have not met one boy like them in my whole life, their sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but their people to and have feelings just like the rest of us. So think before you open your mouth and talk about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN!

~ If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile.

~ If you have O.J.D (Obsessive Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

~ If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.

~ If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

~ If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

~ If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nick Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

~ If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

~ When Disney Channel gives you HSM3, throw it back and yell "I WANT CAMP ROCK!"

~ When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!"

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!

~ If you think that that JoJoJoe wtf?! (Joe Jonas & JoJo) DON'T make a cute couple put it on your profile (of course I don't, I LOVE Joe!)

~ Put this on your profile if you are a true Jonas fan~

~ Copy & Paste This In Your Profile If You Support The Jonas Brothers~

~Jonas Brothers~
-It takes 1 second to love their looks-
-It takes 1 hour to love their songs-
-It takes 1 day to fall in love with them-
-It takes 1 lifetime to forget them-

~I pledge to make peace~
~Between Jonas Brothers~
~Haters and Fans,~
~And be part of the~
~Solution-not the problem~

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26 JONAS QUESTIONS!

1.) Who is your favorite Jonas?

My favourite would be...Denise Jonas. I don not know a more kind, caring, and brave woman than the Jonas Brothers mother; who could deal with everything she does?

But if we're talking about technical Jonases: It'd be Nick, Kevin,Joe and Frankie (tied), because they can make me laugh, no matter what mood I'm in!

2.) Which CD do you like better?

Nicholas Jonas (I love his girly-voice! I remember pre-puberty Nick!), but Jonas Brothers cd: All of them!

3.) Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers?

Many, many times...!

4.) Do you have any of their merchandise?

You name it, I probably have it...

5.) Have you ever been to one of their concerts?

Too many to count...

6.) Do you have every one of their songs on your iPOD/MP3 Player?

Every song and some songs that aren't even out...

7.) Do you have a Jonas Wall?

Correction: Jonas Life - ex: We hang out so much, that if they left, I would be devastated...!

8.) What's your favorite song from It's About Time?

6 Minutes and Year 3000 (so better than Hanson!)

9.) What's your favorite song from Jonas Brothers?

Hollywood, Take A Breath and Inseparable

10.) What's your all-time favorite song?

Live To Party or Can't Have You

11.) Does Mandy always know?

Of course, I should know! (I know her!)

12.) Do you hate Miley Cyrus just because of Nick?

Absolutely...not! She's a wonderful person, and she and Nick had a thing, but I'm over it, everyone else should get over it, and, most importantly, she's over it!

13.) Do you hate AJ just because of Joe?

Nope! Aly and AJ are the nicest people I have met (or some of), and I think that Joe was lucky to go out with AJ.

14.) Did you know It's About Time is 90 or more on Ebay?

Yes, I saw that...unbelieveable!

15.) Do you watch all their YouTube videos?

I own them (they send them to me, I have them on my laptop!)

17.) Did you cry when you found out Nick had diabetes?

I did, but everyone in his family was sad, but we were there to help him through it.

18.) Do you miss Joe's joehawk?

I like his hair any way.

19.) Kevin with curly or straight hair?

Same as #18.

20.) Do you know the lyrics to Nick J Is Off The Chain?

Yup...I remember when he first came up with it : )

21.) Do you know the lyrics to at least one of Joe's raps?

Open the fridge, Eat a chicken! Of course, I love Joe! .

22.) Do you kiss your Jonas posters?

Uhh, no... But I hug the real thing on an almost daily basis... Does that count?

23.) Did you know about them before they were on Disney Channel?

I knew them since before they were the Jonas Brothers! : )

24.) Have you memorized every song?

Of course...and how to play every one on the piano/guitar, and I know the lyrics by heart.

25.) Did you go the Hannah/JB tour?

I went to most of those...and stayed backstage (I don't want people to mob me or throw flaming pitchforks at me because I know them!) I LOVE MILEY! :D

26.) Are/did you going/go to the Burning Up tour?

All of the dates, I was backstage (moral support)

Bonus Question (inserted by me!)

27.) Why do you like the Jonas Brothers?

I love the Jonases because they are extremely nice, caring, down-to-earth gentlemen, despite the fact that they are 'the next Beatles'...they know how to handle fame!

P.S: If you DO NOT believe that I know the Jonas Brothers, then here's something nice and simple for you to do: DON'T BOTHER ME!
DON'T SEND ME MESSAGES SAYING THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, DON'T TELL ME THAT I'M A LIAR, DON'T WRITE THINGS ABOUT ME. DEAL WITH IT ON YOUR OWN TIME AND ON YOUR OWN SPACE! SIMPLE ENOUGH???

I don't tolerate Jonas/Twilight haters, so, bother me, and I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
T.T

HELLO TO EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you everyone, for the warm welcome (I feel special!)!
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