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- Name
- Your Lady of Sorrows
- Age
- 19
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- Canada
- Joined date
- May 13th, 2007
Stories
Drowning Lessons
Latest update: Part 25 on January 23rd, 2009Give Me A Reason To Believe
Latest update: Part 32 on January 21st, 2009Sacrifices
Latest update: Part 2 on December 10th, 2007I Love You More Than Skittle Flavored Blood
Latest update: Part 6 on August 18th, 2007One Shot - Pain
Latest update: Part 1 on May 30th, 2007One Shot - I Don't Have A Title For It.
Latest update: Part 1 on May 27th, 2007One Shot - Free...
Latest update: Part 1 on May 24th, 2007One Shot - What Fear Really Means.
Latest update: Part 1 on May 22nd, 2007One Shot - Demolition Lovers...
Latest update: Part 1 on May 20th, 2007
Poems
Sorrow. (MCR lyrics)
December 18th, 2007Abyss
December 13th, 2007Mom (Ev lyrics)
July 18th, 2007Short (Very)
July 18th, 2007Random (Sad)
July 18th, 2007Funeral Poem (Variation)
July 18th, 2007
Journals
New MCR Song!!!
December 23rd, 2007Sorry, everyone. I guess.
September 3rd, 2007Good Things
August 13th, 2007I Am 96% Obsessed With MCR
August 13th, 2007Question for the super cool kids.
August 13th, 2007If You Are Not An MCR Fan, Don't Read This.
August 13th, 2007YAY!
August 12th, 2007Disappointed In You All.
August 10th, 2007I really, really need your guys' help!!
August 8th, 2007Gay Marriage-- They're Being Stupid.
August 8th, 2007
About
MUSIC
My Chemical Romance
Evanescence
System of a Down
The Pixies
Iron Maiden
t.A.T.u.
KoRn
Queen
Flyleaf
Queens of the Stone Age
Morrissey
Black Flag
SOME Fall Out Boy
Maroon 5
Hellogoodbye
The Briggs
The Gallows
Alter Bridge
Creed
Eva Cassidy
Green Day
The Misfits
Prozzak
Pencey Prep
Nirvana
Silverchair
The Plain White T's
Radiohead
The White Stripes
REM
Seether
The Used
Elvis
Reba
Johnny Cash
Dj Quin
Dj Irene
Daft Punk
The Wu Tang Clan
The Bloodhound Gang
The Cranberries
Yes, I do like The Used, and no, I don't think that makes me a horrible MCR fan. I would take a bullet for anyone in MCR, and I'd rather shoot Bert than take a bullet for him. I think that redeems me.
I'm an avid reader and writer. With writing, its mostly fanfics, but I do like to write songs and poetry and such.
Favorite books: The Catcher in the Rye, Watchmen, Heart Shaped Box... alot of others that I cannot remember.
I absolutely heart:
Jocee;PantsOnFire
Down_We_Go
Teh Sam
GhostBusterXFamous
Amphetamines
Buried In Bullets
Mary Freakshow
If I missed anyone.. you know what to do.
Thats me!
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:(:(:(We will miss you Pansy.
Trust MTV to ruin EVERYTHING.
Pansy is survived by her peers, Texas, Bela, Sinatra, Angel, New, and Jersey.
She is also survived by her loving owner and amazing player, Frank Anthony Thomas Iero.
She was predeceased by her "grandmother" Elena Lee Rush, another member of the My Chemical Romance Family.
Her death will not go unnoticed by the ever loving and ever so vengeful MCRmy.
^^^Dude I totally wrote that eulogy.^^^
And now, for the mindless bullshit that absolutely everyone has on their profiles and we have all come to despise so. Enjoy!
---I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" ---IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS---
Robert Nathaniel Bryar - December 31st, 1979.
Frank Anthony Thomas Iero - October 31st, 1981.
Raymond Manuel Toro-Ortiz - July 15th, 1977.
Michael James Way - September 10th, 1980.
Gerard Arthur Way - April 9th, 1977.
My Chemical Romance Formed in New Jersey.
The artwork featured in Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge is titled as follows: CD cover: Demolition Lovers II CD tray: Just The Way It Goes
Gerard Way is afraid of needles, that's why he doesn't have any tattoos or piercings.
"Skylines and Turnstiles" was the first song My Chemical Romance ever wrote.
The Cartoon Network turned down Gerard's cartoon "The Breakfast Monkey", even though that's one awesome cartoon.
Frank Iero used to have a band called Pencey Prep.
Frank learned to play guitar by imitating Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day.
"Headfirst for Halos" was written after Frank Iero was high as a joke!
MCR is notorious for making songs that don't have the title in the lyrics.
Gerard was once attacked by a black bird. It flew straight into his head! He says, "It was the craziest thing that's ever happened to me. The bird just started pecking the shit outta my head."
Their single, Helena, earned five MTV Music Awards nominations and two Kerrang! Awards.
Gerard Way refers to their music as "violent pop".
Frank, Mikey, and Gerard smoke.
Frank has a fiance, to whom he proposed in a gutter.
Frank has various tattoes on his body, most of which are homages to New Jersey.
Frank Iero has a tattoo on the in ide of his lip.
Gerard Way has his new comic series called the Umbrella Academy.
Frank has his own clothing line, record label, and publishing company called Skeleton Crew.
Song "Helena" was played in the end credits for "House of Wax"
Frank has a tattoo around his wrists that reads "I wish I were a ghost".
On the inside cover of "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love," the cover reads, "Merci Pour Le Venin" which is actually French for, "Thank You For The Venom" which is a song for the second album, "Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge." He thinks ahead.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living" also featured in the film "House of Wax" and is on the official soundtrack.
Gerard and Mikey are 1/2 Italian (mother's side) and 1/2 Scottish (father's side)
And of course, COME ON, PEOPLE! There are MORE than 3 members in My Chemical Romance. Let's show 'em all our utmost respect and looove!!!
This is dedicated to every MCR Fan who:
Is A Demolition Lover
Was NEVER OK
Was Welcomed Into The Black Parade
This Is To Every
Helena
Patient And Harmless Vampire
Single Fan Who May Never See Them Play
One Who Cracked That Back In Black Joke
To Those Who
Mourned Mikeys Glasses
Live Life On The Murder Scene
Cried To The Ghost Of You
Cried To Famous Last Words
Worried About Bob And His Burn
Helped Gerard stay Sober
Have An Obsession With Rays Hair
Love Frank Iero...(You Know Who You Are)
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge; we are lacking the romance. We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell, then we hung 'em high.We've marched down Cemetery Drive, and we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade. No one loves us, so we don't love you, and these are our Famous Last Words.
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Ray Toro counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Bob Bryar has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Bob Bryar is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Ray Toro.
Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Mikey Way does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Frank Iero can speak braille.
Gerard Way jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're unstoppable and invincible, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raised their glasses high.
To the kids who are all going to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes our world go round.
Not necessarily guidelines, but funny if you actually...
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to)
Skittles. Taste the fuckin' rainbow, bitches.
Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10. Thou shall carry on!
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1. Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2. Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3. Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4. Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5. Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6. Thou shall strike violent poses
7. Thou shall stay out of the light
8. Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9. Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5.Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of A Chemical Romantic
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard
If You Ever Felt Confused
If You Ever Felt Lost
If You Ever Felt Anxious
If You Ever Felt Wrong
If You Ever Felt Wronged
If You Ever Felt Unclean
If You Ever Felt Angry
If You Ever Felt Ashamed
If You Ever Felt Curious
If You Ever Felt Used
Be Prepared To Feel Revenge
Feel The Romance
My Brutal Romance
My Beautiful Romance
My Miserable Romance
My X-rated Romance
My Harlequin Romance
My Innocent Romance
My Selfish Romance
My Childish Romance
My Pathetic Romance
My Scandalous Romance
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!
Gerard Way.
He's been our hero for so long.
He's given us hope, inspired us to be the best we can be and saved us from a vortex of everlasting agony and despair.
In other words, he's a person, who made himself extraordinary by reaching out to millions of people and changing their whole lives.
And he's been there for us, when we needed him he most.
When they laughed at us, he gave us his hand.
When they pushed us to the ground, he told us to stand up fucking tall.
When they targeted you, he told them to fire at will.
When they rejected you, he told you not to be afraid of walking alone.
When they taunted you, he told you that he wasn't okay either.
So why, when Gerard needs us the most, do all of us turn our backs on him?
Why have we automatically assumed that the band is breaking up because of one unjustified incident?
Gerard marches in The Black Parade, and he wants you to march with him.
"Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel as if i'm not going through this alone."
But whats the point, if we're all abandoning the one man, who told us it was okay to be messed up, it was okay to be ourselves & that they should NEVER take us alive.
He's been our hero, he's been our savior & he's been the reason why we woke up that one morning...
It's time to invite Gerard into our lives again.
Even if he never left, hold onto him stronger than ever before.
Because he needs us.
And we need him.
My Chemical Romance
Evanescence
System of a Down
The Pixies
Iron Maiden
t.A.T.u.
KoRn
Queen
Flyleaf
Queens of the Stone Age
Morrissey
Black Flag
SOME Fall Out Boy
Maroon 5
Hellogoodbye
The Briggs
The Gallows
Alter Bridge
Creed
Eva Cassidy
Green Day
The Misfits
Prozzak
Pencey Prep
Nirvana
Silverchair
The Plain White T's
Radiohead
The White Stripes
REM
Seether
The Used
Elvis
Reba
Johnny Cash
Dj Quin
Dj Irene
Daft Punk
The Wu Tang Clan
The Bloodhound Gang
The Cranberries
Yes, I do like The Used, and no, I don't think that makes me a horrible MCR fan. I would take a bullet for anyone in MCR, and I'd rather shoot Bert than take a bullet for him. I think that redeems me.
I'm an avid reader and writer. With writing, its mostly fanfics, but I do like to write songs and poetry and such.
Favorite books: The Catcher in the Rye, Watchmen, Heart Shaped Box... alot of others that I cannot remember.
I absolutely heart:
Jocee;PantsOnFire
Down_We_Go
Teh Sam
GhostBusterXFamous
Amphetamines
Buried In Bullets
Mary Freakshow
If I missed anyone.. you know what to do.
Thats me!
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.........|||RIP PANSY! PUT
.........|||THIS ON YOUR PAGE TO
.........|||REMEMBER PANSY WHO
......../|||\WAS MURDERED BRUTALLY
......./|00|\BY A CARELESS MTV TECHNICIAN!!
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...../|||/.\|||\R.I.P PANSY!!!
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:(:(:(We will miss you Pansy.
Trust MTV to ruin EVERYTHING.
Pansy is survived by her peers, Texas, Bela, Sinatra, Angel, New, and Jersey.
She is also survived by her loving owner and amazing player, Frank Anthony Thomas Iero.
She was predeceased by her "grandmother" Elena Lee Rush, another member of the My Chemical Romance Family.
Her death will not go unnoticed by the ever loving and ever so vengeful MCRmy.
^^^Dude I totally wrote that eulogy.^^^
And now, for the mindless bullshit that absolutely everyone has on their profiles and we have all come to despise so. Enjoy!
---I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" ---IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS---
Robert Nathaniel Bryar - December 31st, 1979.
Frank Anthony Thomas Iero - October 31st, 1981.
Raymond Manuel Toro-Ortiz - July 15th, 1977.
Michael James Way - September 10th, 1980.
Gerard Arthur Way - April 9th, 1977.
My Chemical Romance Formed in New Jersey.
The artwork featured in Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge is titled as follows: CD cover: Demolition Lovers II CD tray: Just The Way It Goes
Gerard Way is afraid of needles, that's why he doesn't have any tattoos or piercings.
"Skylines and Turnstiles" was the first song My Chemical Romance ever wrote.
The Cartoon Network turned down Gerard's cartoon "The Breakfast Monkey", even though that's one awesome cartoon.
Frank Iero used to have a band called Pencey Prep.
Frank learned to play guitar by imitating Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day.
"Headfirst for Halos" was written after Frank Iero was high as a joke!
MCR is notorious for making songs that don't have the title in the lyrics.
Gerard was once attacked by a black bird. It flew straight into his head! He says, "It was the craziest thing that's ever happened to me. The bird just started pecking the shit outta my head."
Their single, Helena, earned five MTV Music Awards nominations and two Kerrang! Awards.
Gerard Way refers to their music as "violent pop".
Frank, Mikey, and Gerard smoke.
Frank has a fiance, to whom he proposed in a gutter.
Frank has various tattoes on his body, most of which are homages to New Jersey.
Frank Iero has a tattoo on the in ide of his lip.
Gerard Way has his new comic series called the Umbrella Academy.
Frank has his own clothing line, record label, and publishing company called Skeleton Crew.
Song "Helena" was played in the end credits for "House of Wax"
Frank has a tattoo around his wrists that reads "I wish I were a ghost".
On the inside cover of "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love," the cover reads, "Merci Pour Le Venin" which is actually French for, "Thank You For The Venom" which is a song for the second album, "Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge." He thinks ahead.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living" also featured in the film "House of Wax" and is on the official soundtrack.
Gerard and Mikey are 1/2 Italian (mother's side) and 1/2 Scottish (father's side)
And of course, COME ON, PEOPLE! There are MORE than 3 members in My Chemical Romance. Let's show 'em all our utmost respect and looove!!!
This is dedicated to every MCR Fan who:
Is A Demolition Lover
Was NEVER OK
Was Welcomed Into The Black Parade
This Is To Every
Helena
Patient And Harmless Vampire
Single Fan Who May Never See Them Play
One Who Cracked That Back In Black Joke
To Those Who
Mourned Mikeys Glasses
Live Life On The Murder Scene
Cried To The Ghost Of You
Cried To Famous Last Words
Worried About Bob And His Burn
Helped Gerard stay Sober
Have An Obsession With Rays Hair
Love Frank Iero...(You Know Who You Are)
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge; we are lacking the romance. We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell, then we hung 'em high.We've marched down Cemetery Drive, and we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade. No one loves us, so we don't love you, and these are our Famous Last Words.
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Ray Toro counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Bob Bryar has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Bob Bryar is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Ray Toro.
Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Mikey Way does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Frank Iero can speak braille.
Gerard Way jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're unstoppable and invincible, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raised their glasses high.
To the kids who are all going to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes our world go round.
Not necessarily guidelines, but funny if you actually...
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to)
Skittles. Taste the fuckin' rainbow, bitches.
Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10. Thou shall carry on!
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1. Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2. Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3. Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4. Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5. Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6. Thou shall strike violent poses
7. Thou shall stay out of the light
8. Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9. Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5.Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of A Chemical Romantic
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard
If You Ever Felt Confused
If You Ever Felt Lost
If You Ever Felt Anxious
If You Ever Felt Wrong
If You Ever Felt Wronged
If You Ever Felt Unclean
If You Ever Felt Angry
If You Ever Felt Ashamed
If You Ever Felt Curious
If You Ever Felt Used
Be Prepared To Feel Revenge
Feel The Romance
My Brutal Romance
My Beautiful Romance
My Miserable Romance
My X-rated Romance
My Harlequin Romance
My Innocent Romance
My Selfish Romance
My Childish Romance
My Pathetic Romance
My Scandalous Romance
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!
Gerard Way.
He's been our hero for so long.
He's given us hope, inspired us to be the best we can be and saved us from a vortex of everlasting agony and despair.
In other words, he's a person, who made himself extraordinary by reaching out to millions of people and changing their whole lives.
And he's been there for us, when we needed him he most.
When they laughed at us, he gave us his hand.
When they pushed us to the ground, he told us to stand up fucking tall.
When they targeted you, he told them to fire at will.
When they rejected you, he told you not to be afraid of walking alone.
When they taunted you, he told you that he wasn't okay either.
So why, when Gerard needs us the most, do all of us turn our backs on him?
Why have we automatically assumed that the band is breaking up because of one unjustified incident?
Gerard marches in The Black Parade, and he wants you to march with him.
"Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel as if i'm not going through this alone."
But whats the point, if we're all abandoning the one man, who told us it was okay to be messed up, it was okay to be ourselves & that they should NEVER take us alive.
He's been our hero, he's been our savior & he's been the reason why we woke up that one morning...
It's time to invite Gerard into our lives again.
Even if he never left, hold onto him stronger than ever before.
Because he needs us.
And we need him.
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