TLAMN
- Name
- Your dellusional & I'm Bill.
- Age
- 69
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- Australia
- Joined date
- January 22nd, 2009
Stories
I'm not okay! Save me MCR!
Latest update: Part 3 on November 1st, 2009Dysfunctional Family
Latest update: Part 13 on September 19th, 2009Like watching through another
Latest update: Part 8 on September 6th, 2009
Articles
A New Religion - Mardynism
articles, March 18th, 2009
Poems
Promise
July 31st, 2009Forgiven
June 10th, 2009Quotes 3 - Mikey Way
June 9th, 20091000 triumphs 1000 failures
May 28th, 2009Pills, Hangovers and pack of ciggarettes.
May 14th, 2009Ode to thy Princess
April 27th, 2009On my Lonesome
April 22nd, 2009This burden is too much.
April 11th, 2009SCREAM
April 5th, 2009Sailor love and so.
April 2nd, 2009
Journals
Why is this getting harder?
April 25th, 2009Letting go is what hurts the most.
March 16th, 2009This is it.
March 8th, 2009
Photos
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Why am I the only one who has to write a story that doesnt have an entirley straight cast?
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Me: *glares at lewis* "If I was a cat and I had a tail, I'd look real pissed right now"
Cassie: *laughs till goes red*
Lewis: "This knifes not working properly
Me:"Thats cuz its a left handed knife."
Lewis: "Oh, damn."
Me: *bursts into laughter* "There are no left handed knives!"
Princess: "Why do you smell like a man?"
Me:" I what?"
Princess: "Smell like a man, you reek.... wait what have you been doing?"
Me: "But I..."
Princess: "Sure. We know. nothing."
"Girls deoderant smells like toilet spray." - Callum
"I imagion things you cant even see!" - Tom
"Princess: "Common Sam between you, me and that drunk over there I call my boyfriend we can take on the world!"
Sam(me): You couldn't find your way past the end of that street!"
Princess: "Okay not the whole world... but we can sure as hell take on the old lady next door!"
Mum: *looks through Kerang magazine left on bedroom floor* "Dont you like black singers?"
Me: "I cant hear the difference in their skin colour ma, why?"
Mum: "Well this is the only poster you left in the magazine"
Me: "Thats because its a condom add"
Riley:"Dont lie to me, all girls like romantic things."
Me:"True, but my sense of romance is al little different to most."
Riley:"What, youre not into the roses and candles with overpriced resteruants and lots of really sappy love songs and express your lovey dovey feelings?"
Me:"Ah no. Im more of a meet me in a dark alley were no one can see us and dont try to talk to me Im trying to get your clothes off."
Riley:"I love you."
Me:"Sorry but you'll be put away from looking at me like that."
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I will stand here, I will wait. And when you come I will love you.
The night will never outlast the fire and in the rain the fire can only be smothered.
But rekindled every night by the ashes of lust and jelousy. For while your mind, your faith, your loyalty and your heart may belong to somebody else your body belongs to me. And I will foever huant your dreams.Though you may sleep the day in anothers arms, when the velvet sky has cast above us you have no choice but to return to me. And yes, I will be there. And when you leave I will forget you.
Until night.
Those born under the sign of Libra possess characteristics and personality traits and are often described as:
Positive:
Charming
*nope*
Perceptive
*yes*
Diplomatic
*yes*
Pleasant
*hardly*
Refined
*mabye?*
Negative traits
Frivolous
*no.. hides face*
Flirtatious
*i guess, depends who with*
Indecisive
*definatley*
Insecure
*100%*
Deceitful
*very much*
Tendency toward depression
*Yep.*
Good to see I got my dark side worked out.
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I thought you people were crazy but I think I begin to understand.
I'm not in love but I think I could be.
When I never leave my phone in case you calls.
When I am happy to stay up all night talking to you.
When I must look good to leave the house incase I see you.
When I spend more time in my front yard thenanywhere else incase you walks past.
When I can be myself completley and you don't care how weird I am.
When I can stare at you for ages and you don't look away.
When I somehow notice you whenever you are close.
When I can sit so close to you that I can feel the warmth of you.
When you sit so close I lose me and can't find you.
When I will wait for you to say goodbye before I ever think to leave.
When I keep looking back to see if your watching me.
When you keep looking back to see if I am too.
When I spend time in the morning actually caring about how I look.
When I spend the entire day wishing we can go home, and that the 5 minutes it takes for us to get there would last so much longer.
When I actually bother to flirt with you.
When you bother to flirt back.
When I walk the last little bit without you and I cant stop smiling.
I dont love you. I dont want you to wrap your arms around me and tell me you love me. But you do make me feel bloody good about myself and I never want that to change.
After script:
Oh you stupid boy, you just had to ask didn't you, now were dating and I get stared at all day, my friend is about ready to kill me she is so jealous and I dont know what to do.
Why am I the only one who has to write a story that doesnt have an entirley straight cast?
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Me: *glares at lewis* "If I was a cat and I had a tail, I'd look real pissed right now"
Cassie: *laughs till goes red*
Lewis: "This knifes not working properly
Me:"Thats cuz its a left handed knife."
Lewis: "Oh, damn."
Me: *bursts into laughter* "There are no left handed knives!"
Princess: "Why do you smell like a man?"
Me:" I what?"
Princess: "Smell like a man, you reek.... wait what have you been doing?"
Me: "But I..."
Princess: "Sure. We know. nothing."
"Girls deoderant smells like toilet spray." - Callum
"I imagion things you cant even see!" - Tom
"Princess: "Common Sam between you, me and that drunk over there I call my boyfriend we can take on the world!"
Sam(me): You couldn't find your way past the end of that street!"
Princess: "Okay not the whole world... but we can sure as hell take on the old lady next door!"
Mum: *looks through Kerang magazine left on bedroom floor* "Dont you like black singers?"
Me: "I cant hear the difference in their skin colour ma, why?"
Mum: "Well this is the only poster you left in the magazine"
Me: "Thats because its a condom add"
Riley:"Dont lie to me, all girls like romantic things."
Me:"True, but my sense of romance is al little different to most."
Riley:"What, youre not into the roses and candles with overpriced resteruants and lots of really sappy love songs and express your lovey dovey feelings?"
Me:"Ah no. Im more of a meet me in a dark alley were no one can see us and dont try to talk to me Im trying to get your clothes off."
Riley:"I love you."
Me:"Sorry but you'll be put away from looking at me like that."
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I will stand here, I will wait. And when you come I will love you.
The night will never outlast the fire and in the rain the fire can only be smothered.
But rekindled every night by the ashes of lust and jelousy. For while your mind, your faith, your loyalty and your heart may belong to somebody else your body belongs to me. And I will foever huant your dreams.Though you may sleep the day in anothers arms, when the velvet sky has cast above us you have no choice but to return to me. And yes, I will be there. And when you leave I will forget you.
Until night.
Those born under the sign of Libra possess characteristics and personality traits and are often described as:
Positive:
Charming
*nope*
Perceptive
*yes*
Diplomatic
*yes*
Pleasant
*hardly*
Refined
*mabye?*
Negative traits
Frivolous
*no.. hides face*
Flirtatious
*i guess, depends who with*
Indecisive
*definatley*
Insecure
*100%*
Deceitful
*very much*
Tendency toward depression
*Yep.*
Good to see I got my dark side worked out.
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I thought you people were crazy but I think I begin to understand.
I'm not in love but I think I could be.
When I never leave my phone in case you calls.
When I am happy to stay up all night talking to you.
When I must look good to leave the house incase I see you.
When I spend more time in my front yard thenanywhere else incase you walks past.
When I can be myself completley and you don't care how weird I am.
When I can stare at you for ages and you don't look away.
When I somehow notice you whenever you are close.
When I can sit so close to you that I can feel the warmth of you.
When you sit so close I lose me and can't find you.
When I will wait for you to say goodbye before I ever think to leave.
When I keep looking back to see if your watching me.
When you keep looking back to see if I am too.
When I spend time in the morning actually caring about how I look.
When I spend the entire day wishing we can go home, and that the 5 minutes it takes for us to get there would last so much longer.
When I actually bother to flirt with you.
When you bother to flirt back.
When I walk the last little bit without you and I cant stop smiling.
I dont love you. I dont want you to wrap your arms around me and tell me you love me. But you do make me feel bloody good about myself and I never want that to change.
After script:
Oh you stupid boy, you just had to ask didn't you, now were dating and I get stared at all day, my friend is about ready to kill me she is so jealous and I dont know what to do.
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