Twilighted-Beauty
- Name
- Alice
- Age
- 16
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- Great Britain (UK)
- Joined date
- May 22nd, 2007
Stories
She is the Girl
Latest update: Part 13 on September 19th, 2009Come On, Come Out
Latest update: Part 2 on August 23rd, 2009Brown Sugar Cinnamon Poptarts.
Latest update: Part 6 on July 8th, 2009Hey, You've Been Used.
Latest update: Part 3 on July 2nd, 2009I'm Sticking With You.
Latest update: Part 5 on June 29th, 2009Today Is The Greatest.
Latest update: Part 11 on June 27th, 2009I Don't Want To See The World Anymore.
Latest update: Part 3 on June 27th, 2009Can You Take This Broken Boy?
Latest update: Part 67 on June 25th, 2009Love In Action.
Latest update: Part 22 on June 24th, 2009I've Lost My Fear Of Falling, So Catch Me.
Latest update: Part 7 on June 23rd, 2009
Articles
Emily Pankhurst.
articles, May 22nd, 2008
Compulsory Sports For Post-14 UK Kids.
articles, May 21st, 2008
Journals
The Internet Hates Me.;
November 17th, 2009Day Two.
November 10th, 2009Dreaming.
October 29th, 2009Could I Be Anymore Bored?
October 20th, 2009It's a Good Day!
May 18th, 2009Let The Right One In.
January 27th, 2009Simple Things.
July 7th, 2008So Go Ahead And Put Me Down.
April 3rd, 2008
Friends
Crazysabby
Unapologetic Apathy
Lishness
Drop Dead
lizzicleromance
Faitily;Yours
xSaint-SuicidexAbout
That's Not My Name!
...Actually it is...
Alice,
Waffles,
Vagina,
Laptop Abuser,
Nutella,
Nut Bunny,
Super Waffles,
Wifey,
Bat Bitch,
The Mini Sherrif ofEmo Ukulele Town,
Timon,
Neville the Steam Engine with a Body Like a Diseal,
Alice Slutley,
Bekah's Brilliant British Bitch,
Suki the Dragon,
Mrs Uppity,
Alice the Pimp.
Okie-dokie? O_O
You And Me Baby Ain't Nothing But Mammels
So Let's Do It Like They Do On The Discovery Channel
GAZELLES
Ducks, Sex with Ducks, We'll Do it In the Rain, Ducks, Yeah, Ducks, Those Feather Bodies Are Insane, We'll Find A Pond, We'll Find A Puddle, I'll Be The Wind Beneath Your Winds And We'll Cuddle. Garfunkel and Oates<3
I LIKE TOAST!
I couldn't allow myself to freak out over GCSE results so what I do the whole walk to school? Imagined Dean Winchester. Naked. With apple pie. Mmm...
I'm not really a lot of anything, that's all I can say. I'm not really smart, I'm not really nice, I'm not really funny and I'm not really interesting. I read. I write horrendously horrible stories. I'm addicted to Dr Pepper and prize myself on never drinking or taking drugs because I can stay happy and amused in any situation. If something goes wrong in my life, if I'm in a horrible situation, I laugh.
You know, I've been on this site for over two years and that is the first time I have actually described myself on my profile. Oops-a-daisy.
My best insults ever:
"How fast can a cheetah run?"
"About as fast as your mum eats."
"I wrote something weird down like 13:54."
"Isn't that your mum's weight?"
...Actually it is...
Alice,
Waffles,
Vagina,
Laptop Abuser,
Nutella,
Nut Bunny,
Super Waffles,
Wifey,
Bat Bitch,
The Mini Sherrif ofEmo Ukulele Town,
Timon,
Neville the Steam Engine with a Body Like a Diseal,
Alice Slutley,
Bekah's Brilliant British Bitch,
Suki the Dragon,
Mrs Uppity,
Alice the Pimp.
Okie-dokie? O_O
You And Me Baby Ain't Nothing But Mammels
So Let's Do It Like They Do On The Discovery Channel
GAZELLES
Ducks, Sex with Ducks, We'll Do it In the Rain, Ducks, Yeah, Ducks, Those Feather Bodies Are Insane, We'll Find A Pond, We'll Find A Puddle, I'll Be The Wind Beneath Your Winds And We'll Cuddle. Garfunkel and Oates<3
I LIKE TOAST!
I couldn't allow myself to freak out over GCSE results so what I do the whole walk to school? Imagined Dean Winchester. Naked. With apple pie. Mmm...
I'm not really a lot of anything, that's all I can say. I'm not really smart, I'm not really nice, I'm not really funny and I'm not really interesting. I read. I write horrendously horrible stories. I'm addicted to Dr Pepper and prize myself on never drinking or taking drugs because I can stay happy and amused in any situation. If something goes wrong in my life, if I'm in a horrible situation, I laugh.
You know, I've been on this site for over two years and that is the first time I have actually described myself on my profile. Oops-a-daisy.
My best insults ever:
"How fast can a cheetah run?"
"About as fast as your mum eats."
"I wrote something weird down like 13:54."
"Isn't that your mum's weight?"
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