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Mood: Tired
Online/Offline: Not Sure....I have Logout-Phobia

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About Me...How conceited i am...
Name: Elizabeth
Location: TX, USA
Er...I'm a human, a girl...a person... I love making friends so talk to me if you wanna...Eh...
My Deviant Art!- Dork-Here I love to write.
Uhm...
I DO WRITE! TAKE A RISK AND PRESS A LINK!

Me, Fall In Love With A Prince? You're Joking, Wait You're A Prince? This Sucks.
Characters: Sam, Kyle, Derek, Nick, Carter, James
Chapters: 27/27
Status: Dead

So I Fell In Love With A Prince, He Left, And Now He's Back?
Characters: Sam, Kyle, Derek, Nick, Carter, James, Seth
Chapters: 11/??
Status: Hiatus

He Said He'll Never Fall In Love
Characters: Light, Mason
Chapters: 18/18
Status: Dead

The Perfect Girl
Characters: Kylie, Jake Chapters: 22/??
Status: Alive

Lies From A Spy
Characters: Midnight "Sunny" Jacobs, Damon Erikson
Chapters: 4/??
Status: Alive

Who Said Age Was Just A Number?
Characters: Aidan, Blake
Chapters: 3/??
Status: Slowly Active

The best damn people in the whole fuckin' world
Nikki
Nick
Savannah
Tyson
Lan
Blake
Jub, Jub, Jub, Jub, Jub
I hate many things with a passion.
I love many things with an empty heart.
And even though things seem far apart
Sometimes you just need to look
Deep inside your heart.
Blub, Blub, Blub, Blub, Blub
Many people dislike me, maybe even hate.
Many people think of me as a friend.
Many people think of me as the wimpy goody two shoes.
Many people think of me as the bad ass.
And a few people
Know me for who I am. Blah Blah Blah Blah
Jub Jub Jub Jub
Blub Blub Blub Blub
Klub Klub Klub Klub
Dub Dub Dub Dub
Wuv Wuv Wuv Wuv
Mewsik Mewsik Mewsik Mewsik
I's Loves Yous!
^Things I like saying.
I'm Bringing Sexy Back
Hold on, where's the sexy back?
Right here.
EW! That is a UGLY back! Put your shirt back on!
My shirt is on.

^Situation that actually happened.

Well...Things You Can Call Me:
-Elizabeth

-Eliza

-Elli

-Liza

-Lizzy
-Beth

-Bethany

-Lizabeth

-Elizabitch-Courteous of an asshole I call friend

-Fucktard-Courteous of another asshole I call friend

-Dork- Courteous of all the assholes I call friend

-Bitchnut- Courteous of a bunch of assholes who are losers who I call friend

-Spazz- Courteous of the same assholes

-Spazz Attack- Courteous of the bitches and assholes who mess with my friends

-Loser- Same bitches and assholes who mess with my friends

-Dummy- Courteous of the nerds who think a straight A student is stupid

-Elickmaballs- Courteous of the perverts who try to get me to have sex with them, who end up with pain in their balls.

-Eli- Courteous of my friend's baby brother who can't pronounce any part of my name except Eli

-Bitch- Courteous of people

-Slut- Courteous of the judgmental people who think hanging out with guys is a crime to slutsville

-Dude- Courteous of the people who don't know my name who hang out with me

Saint- People who thing veggies, and tree huggers are saints

Nerd- People who think straight A's are amazingly loser-like.

YOU!- People who can't remember my name.

I'd love to stay and list all of my crazy nicknames, but it might go on forever, because well...I have a lot of nicknames, I think you can get that... (:
You can call me whatever you want. I think you can sense that...

GET READY, GET SET....

Bob the Builder!
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder!
Yes we can!

Scoop, Muck and Dizzy,
And Roley too.
Lofty and Wendy
Join the crew.
Bob and the gang
Have so much fun.
Working together
They get the job done.

Bob the Builder!
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder!
Yes we can! (I think so!)

Pilchard and Bird,
Travis and Spud.
Playing together
Like good friends should.

Bob the Builder!
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder!
Yes we can! (Yea!)

Is LOVES THATS SONGS!


I HAVE A MSN! ADD ME! MSN: dork_here@live.com

I Think They should Save The Planet, and Stop Giving Us Homework, Tests, or School Work.
I'M SO HAPPY I COULD POOP RAINBOWS AND PUKE COLORS! YES, I CAN DO THAT!
IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET I'D PUT U-R-O-C-K TOGETHER!

FTW=FORK THAT WAFFLE
CLASSES I LIKE
Art

LUNCH

NAPTIME

Does Dismissal Count As A Class?

1 question . 1 honest anwser . you can ask me 1 question (TO MY INBOX) about anything, no matter how crazy, dirty, publicly indecent, embarrassing or wrong it is. no catch, i will answer. but i dare you to post on your profile and see what people ask you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will put this on their profile :)

BEST DAMN PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD

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Scooby Rocks who's account got banned.
Sarcastic_Antagonist
love_is_invisible
steph1011995
beautiful_love
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Morning-Darkness
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Ms. Sobriety
dragongirl142
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xDID YOU GET IT? IT MEANSx: THESE PEOPLE ARE THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD






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