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Billy Da Hamster

Billy Da Hamster
Name
Elena aka Laney aka Billy
Age
16
Gender
Female
Location
United States
Joined date
April 9th, 2009

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HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I'm Elena and hopefully you already know that but if you don't heeerrrrree'sssss......LANEY!!!!!!!

(Were you scared 'cause I sure was!)

I'm 16.

I think I may have an unhealthy obsession with music. No seriously. It's started affecting my health. Without loud music I get headaches. Silence literally pains me. :O Now that's hardcore. ;)

Okay, I don't eat meat. Let's just get that out in the open. If it offends you: oops? (Did you catch that? That was me pretending to give a fuck.)

I can't tell left from right. So I write it on my converse. My car has stickers on the steering wheel to remind me. Sad huh? I'm in honors and AP classes.

I'm convinced Jesus was a pothead.

SHITAKI MUSHROOMS IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh....what? O.o

I'm bored.

And I like yellow. So sue me! :D

I am a ninja, a part time vampire. And not the sparkly way either. Vampire should only be sparkly if they're going to a gay bar and covered in glitter. Spike didn't need glitter to be badass.

I I have some pretty amazing friends who i have my suspicions about. (They involve cocoa puffs. Don't tell. :P )

I hate fakes. Otherwise I am a muther fuckin people person. And I have no clue why. XD

I start cursing up a storm when I get tired. I'm always tired. Draw your own conclusions. :P