Billy Da Hamster
- Name
- Elena aka Laney aka Billy
- Age
- 16
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- April 9th, 2009
Stories
Hiding in Plain Sight.
Latest update: Part 1 on October 20th, 2009Goodnight, Central Park
Latest update: Part 1 on October 13th, 2009Melt in Yellow.Jeremy DePoyster.As I Do
Latest update: Part 14 on September 15th, 2009They Say Virginia's For Lovers.Songfic.But I Say Virginia's For Liars.
Latest update: Part 1 on September 9th, 2009Dear You
Latest update: Part 1 on September 9th, 2009
Poems
Beating A Dead Horse.
November 1st, 2009I'm in Love With Sputnik.
October 5th, 2009Drown Me in the Hudson, Bury Me in the Bronx.
September 24th, 2009A Present For Jaycee. A Prayer.
September 16th, 2009Baily Has a Candy Heart Smile
September 16th, 2009You've Derailed My One Track Mind
September 16th, 2009Adelaide
September 16th, 2009Teach Me To Play Tic Tac Toe.
September 16th, 2009You're My Kodak Moment.
September 16th, 2009Keep Looking At Me Like That And I'll Have to Plead Guilty.
September 16th, 2009
About
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I'm Elena and hopefully you already know that but if you don't heeerrrrree'sssss......LANEY!!!!!!!
(Were you scared 'cause I sure was!)
I'm 16.
I think I may have an unhealthy obsession with music. No seriously. It's started affecting my health. Without loud music I get headaches. Silence literally pains me. :O Now that's hardcore. ;)
Okay, I don't eat meat. Let's just get that out in the open. If it offends you: oops? (Did you catch that? That was me pretending to give a fuck.)
I can't tell left from right. So I write it on my converse. My car has stickers on the steering wheel to remind me. Sad huh? I'm in honors and AP classes.
I'm convinced Jesus was a pothead.
SHITAKI MUSHROOMS IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh....what? O.o
I'm bored.
And I like yellow. So sue me! :D
I am a ninja, a part time vampire. And not the sparkly way either. Vampire should only be sparkly if they're going to a gay bar and covered in glitter. Spike didn't need glitter to be badass.
I I have some pretty amazing friends who i have my suspicions about. (They involve cocoa puffs. Don't tell. :P )
I hate fakes. Otherwise I am a muther fuckin people person. And I have no clue why. XD
I start cursing up a storm when I get tired. I'm always tired. Draw your own conclusions. :P
Well, I'm Elena and hopefully you already know that but if you don't heeerrrrree'sssss......LANEY!!!!!!!
(Were you scared 'cause I sure was!)
I'm 16.
I think I may have an unhealthy obsession with music. No seriously. It's started affecting my health. Without loud music I get headaches. Silence literally pains me. :O Now that's hardcore. ;)
Okay, I don't eat meat. Let's just get that out in the open. If it offends you: oops? (Did you catch that? That was me pretending to give a fuck.)
I can't tell left from right. So I write it on my converse. My car has stickers on the steering wheel to remind me. Sad huh? I'm in honors and AP classes.
I'm convinced Jesus was a pothead.
SHITAKI MUSHROOMS IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh....what? O.o
I'm bored.
And I like yellow. So sue me! :D
I am a ninja, a part time vampire. And not the sparkly way either. Vampire should only be sparkly if they're going to a gay bar and covered in glitter. Spike didn't need glitter to be badass.
I I have some pretty amazing friends who i have my suspicions about. (They involve cocoa puffs. Don't tell. :P )
I hate fakes. Otherwise I am a muther fuckin people person. And I have no clue why. XD
I start cursing up a storm when I get tired. I'm always tired. Draw your own conclusions. :P
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